A song for Erling...

Alfie Haaland
Played in blue
Now his son
Plays for us too.

He plays for the best team
In the land
And we're all singing
Erling Haaland
 
Dortmund's song with English translation ... needs some work

Giant body, baby face
A superboy from outer space
Bringing Dortmund glory days
Haaland, Haaland, Haaland

His magic portions working well
Runs like big bat outta hell
Saving Favre's butt as well
Haaland, Haaland, Haaland

Erling Haaland, defenders are all stunned
Erling Haaland, oleeh

All the fans say, "We want goals!"
Haaland say, "You're welcome, folks!"
Scoring hattricks easily
One, two, three

The Dortmund fans say, "It is clear
Haaland stays forever here"
Real Madrid says, "Hold my beer"
Haaland, Haaland, Haaland

Erling Haaland, defenders are all stunned
Erling Haaland, oleeh
Erling Haaland, he's way out front
Erling Haaland, oleeh

"We want two hattricks in a row"
Haaland says, "Right here we go"
The goalkeepers need therapy
One, two, three

Erling, Dortmund is so proud of you
Ahh
 
Erling Haaland is a Blue,
is a Blue
is a Blue
Erling Haaland is a Blue,
he hates dippers/m*****s *(delete as applicable)

sorry if already posted ;-)
 
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Same tune as Dias chant

A city fan since he was a kid
He said fuck off to Real Madrid

His favourite colour is sky blue
He told Bayern they could fuck off too

He told Barca they had no chance
He told Paris he didn’t fancy France

United called him and begged him please
He laughed and said who the fuck are these

Theres only one team out there for me
I want to win it all playing for City!

na na na na, na na na na
 
Deblueded said:
I've had Rangers' Lundstram head stuck in my head and keep adapting it to Haaland. Ooh baby do you know what he's worth, Erling Haaland is the best on Earth. Big Norwegian, just what we need, he'll win City the champions League...
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Much better than regurgitating an old chant of ours and just changing the words like the Yaya/Kolo chant. Bravo!

The Yaya/Kolo chant should be left as it is. It’s iconic and pays homage to two great ex-players.
 
Deblueded said:
I've had Rangers' Lundstram head stuck in my head and keep adapting it to Haaland. Ooh baby do you know what he's worth, Erling Haaland is the best on Earth. Big Norwegian, just what we need, he'll win City the champions League...
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This would be incredible
 
I think we should do some simple Manc lyrics to the German tune personally.

Keep the :

Haaland...... Haaland..........

++++Fill in+++++

Haaland......Haaland.


It is quite a catchy Tune.
 
We also need to bring back the Viking chant verse before the "Best team in all the world"


Da daaaaah da,
Da daaaaah da,
Da da, da da, da da, da da, da dah.

City,
Man City...
The best team in the land in all the world..

(Be honnest, who'd have thought that that could actually come true in the 70s! When we last did the chant intro)
 
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Pollocksheader said:
Funny at the time, it’s doing the rounds on Facebook now though and I’m scared it will stick!
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Im sure someone will come up with something more witty, but having the SSN Anchor singing that as it went to a break was a sight to see ;)
 
Put this in the wrong thread, like the daft **** I am.


Young Erling Haaland
Now plays for Man City
He’s got blond hair
And his footwork is nifty

Scoring us hatricks
And making us sing
These are a few of
our favourite things

What a great run

Cracking goal son

Dippers in despair

The Rags on a high ledge
about to jump off
And nobody fucking cares

I’m here all week.
 
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