Neymar

[Indaparkside]

You all are well aware that TH was taking the piss and there’s virtually no scenario where he comes to city and any discussion is a waste of time, right?

Next you’ll be telling us the Wigan ex chairman who’s name escapes me never broke his arm or was it his shoulder

 

[AirbagsOptionalTheReturn]

@Keeper! @birchwoodgingerste very good, touché!

 

[wolviedinho]

Going back to Barca…5th column level pulled-:)

 

[Deleted member 77198]

All this “he’s a ****”, “bad attitude”, “greedy cheat” etc talk on here has always baffled me.

Show me the evidence?

I think most of you are being swayed into this view based purely on him admittedly looking a bit of a ****.

He’s one of the biggest cheats I’ve ever seen on a football pitch which makes him a ****. He feigns injury to the point of patheticness.

I don’t think he has a bad attitude, but he can be greedy and shoots from distance a lot when better options are on.

He’s a very good player though.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

@Keeper! @birchwoodgingerste very good, touché!

You did ask for it!

 

[better dead than red]

My mates an electrician I could give him a shout!

If he hasn't told you, it's the amps that kill you not the volts. This is good information to have. :)

 

[Phil1]

It's shocking that we are still linked with this guy.

We can be linked to every player on the planet if some account on Twitter says we are.
Reality is different in the main.
I imagine this is not completely ruled out but there would be an exceptional course of circumstances that see it gain any real traction.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

We can be linked to every player on the planet if some account on Twitter says we are.
Reality is different in the main.
I imagine this is not completely ruled out but there would be an exceptional course of circumstances that see it gain any real traction.

He was just keeping up the current trend of electricity puns.

I have too. It’s hard to put up resistance.

 

[Phil1]

He was just keeping up the current trend of electricity puns.

I have too. It’s hard to put up resistance.

I’ve not been back on since I saw the direction it was heading!!haha!
We love a pun on here don’t we! :-)

 

[manimanc]

If he hasn't told you, it's the amps that kill you not the volts. This is good information to have. :)

I thought it was the hope that killed you :)

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

He was just keeping up the current trend of electricity puns.

I have too. It’s hard to put up resistance.

Ohm I god..

 

[manimanc]

You all are well aware that TH was taking the piss and there’s virtually no scenario where he comes to city and any discussion is a waste of time, right?

Have you just had a light bulb moment?

 

[birchwoodgingerste]

You all are well aware that TH was taking the piss and there’s virtually no scenario where he comes to city and any discussion is a waste of time, right?

Try to look st positives and not the negatives! ...are we still doing puns!:))

 

[p.taker]

We love a pun on here don’t we! :-)

Bad habits diode hard.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Santos

• Campeonato Paulista: 2010, 2011, 2012
• Copa do Brasil: 2010
• Copa Libertadores: 2011
• Recopa Sudamericana: 2012

Barcelona

• La Liga: 2014–15, 2015–16
• Copa del Rey: 2014–15, 2015–16, 2016–17
• Supercopa de España: 2013
• UEFA Champions League: 2014–15
• FIFA Club World Cup: 2015

Paris Saint-Germain

• Ligue 1: 2017–18,[367] 2018–19,[368] 2019–20, 2021–22[369]
• Coupe de France: 2017–18,[370] 2019–20,[154] 2020–21[371]
• Coupe de la Ligue: 2017–18,[372] 2019–20[155]
• Trophée des Champions: 2018,[373] 2020,[374] 2022[375]

Brazil U20

• South American U-20 Championship: 2011

Brazil U23

• Summer Olympics: 2016; runner-up: 2012

Brazil

• FIFA Confederations Cup: 2013[216]
• Copa América runner-up: 2021

Awards

• Campeonato Brasileiro Série A Team of the Year: 2010, 2011, 2012[376][377][378]
• Chuteira de Ouro: 2010, 2011, 2012
• Bola de Prata: 2010, 2011
• Bola de Ouro: 2011
• Campeonato Brasileiro Série A Best Player: 2011[377]
• World Soccer Young Player of the Year: 2011
• Copa Libertadores Most Valuable Player: 2011
• FIFA Club World Cup Bronze Ball: 2011
• South American Footballer of the Year: 2011, 2012
• FIFA Puskás Award: 2011
• Bola de Ouro Hors Concours: 2012
• FIFA Confederations Cup Golden Ball: 2013
• FIFA Confederations Cup Bronze Shoe: 2013
• FIFA Confederations Cup Dream Team: 2013
• FIFA World Cup Bronze Boot: 2014
• FIFA World Cup Dream Team: 2014
• Samba Gold: 2014, 2015, 2017, 2020, 2021[379][380]
• UEFA Champions League Squad of the Season: 2014–15,[381] 2019–20,[382] 2020–21[383]
• La Liga Best World Player: 2014–15[384]
• UNFP Ligue 1 Player of the Year: 2017–18[385]
• UNFP Ligue 1 Team of the Year: 2017–18,[386] 2018–19,[387] 2020–21[388]
• UEFA Team of the Year: 2015,[389] 2020[390]
• FIFA FIFPro World11: 2015,[391] 2017[392]
• IFFHS Men's World Team: 2017[393]
• ESM Team of the Year: 2017–18[394]
• IFFHS CONMEBOL Team of the Decade: 2011–2020[395]
• Copa América Team of the Tournament: 2021[396]

Performances

• Copa do Brasil top scorer: 2010
• South American U-20 Championship top scorer: 2011
• Campeonato Paulista top scorer: 2012
• Copa Libertadores top scorer: 2012 (tied with Matías Alustiza)
• Copa Libertadores 2nd top assist provider: 2012[397]
• Copa del Rey top scorer: 2014–15[398]
• UEFA Champions League top scorer: 2014–15 (tied with Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi)
• FIFA Club World Cup top assist provider: 2015[399]
• UEFA Champions League top assist provider: 2015–16, 2016–17

Very impressive. He’s still an overrated diving egotistical ****

 

[Hart of the Matter]

City will have to do a volt-face to make this happen.

 

[KS55]

I’ve not been back on since I saw the direction it was heading!!haha!
We love a pun on here don’t we! :-)

Have you been ohm?

 

[Ethan23]

Very impressive. He’s still an overrated diving egotistical ****

Haha I love you, you miserable bastard ;)

 

[nijinsky]

Page 404
Where it belongs

 

[BringBackSwales]

Haha I love you, you miserable bastard ;)

Miserable, maybe. Honest, definitely. Correct, probably