Can you sit and stand up without using your hands

[Nellies left peg]

Can I use my cock?

Why start now?

 

[maccieblue]

Can I use my cock?

Depends if anybody else wants to use your cock at the required time

 

[urban genie]

Masterin getting up from a floor when lying down with a pint in your hand and not spilling a drop is everyons goal

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Piece of cake.



Next !!

 

[Lavinda Past]

Everyone under 65 should be able to do a Turkish get-up with a kettle bell in one hand.

If you can’t, you’ve not looked after yourself properly (unless you’re disabled).

A Turkish get-up?

Was that Jason Statham's wardrobe in Snatch?

As for a kettle bell... I've got a kettle that whistles, will that do?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Depends if anybody else wants to use your cock at the required time

It’s free anytime before 7pm

 

[maccieblue]

It’s free anytime before 7pm

Fortunately I don't finish work till exactly 7.01 pm

 

[Banshee]

A Turkish get-up?

Was that Jason Statham's wardrobe in Snatch?

As for a kettle bell... I've got a kettle that whistles, will that do?

I had to look it up....then I laughed.

 

[lazerblue]

For us middle aged or older..try it. Top tip cross the feet, arms out front.

it's at times like this i miss worsley

 

[staffsblue]

Currently sleeping on a duvet on the floor awaiting a bed delivery, and still manage to get up without using my hands each morning. Not a pretty sight but can still do it at 51.

 

[Kinkybyname]

I can fall down without using my hands... and have done frequently - last time was Sunday night, backwards off a garden wall, into some fucker's paved garden

 

[metalblue]

Currently sleeping on a duvet on the floor awaiting a bed delivery, and still manage to get up without using my hands each morning. Not a pretty sight but can still do it at 51.

Morning glory?

 

[crublue1]

Put your bodyweight on a barbell and do some squats instead.

Isn't that a bit cruel to the fish?

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Isn't that a bit cruel to the fish?

I bet he stands on the scales when he is finished as well.

 

[snorky]

I just got up using drones hands.

 

[Bill Walker]

Can you shit and stand up without using your hands​

 

[Dirty Harry]

Yes quite easily , does it matter if you creak, or do you lose points ?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

A Turkish get-up?

Was that Jason Statham's wardrobe in Snatch?

As for a kettle bell... I've got a kettle that whistles, will that do?

Haha, yeah, just make sure it’s not just whistled!

Nowt outlandish about the movements of this, it’s a move that everyone should be able to do fairly easily.



It’s like being able to walk up a flight of stairs without getting out of breath at all - something everyone up to old age should be able to do.

We need to look after ourselves much more than we do as a nation, things like standing up from a chair without using our hands should be something only the very elderly shouldn’t be able to do.

 

[FantasyIreland]

Haha, yeah, just make sure it’s not just whistled!

Nowt outlandish about the movements of this, it’s a move that everyone should be able to do fairly easily.



It’s like being able to walk up a flight of stairs without getting out of breath at all - something everyone up to old age should be able to do.

We need to look after ourselves much more than we do as a nation, things like standing up from a chair without using our hands should be something only the very elderly should be able to do.

True

Far too many are content to abuse themselves,in the knowledge a pill might counter their issues or the NHS will pick up the bill.

A bit more respect and responsibility for yourself and everyone benefits.

 

[Fat Chance]

Run 20ft of string out in your garden/patio/yard ( snake style/ washing line will do)...then walk it ( feet placed on it) slow.. one foot at a time...till its easy...then do it backwards..till its easy then find somewhere to walk backwards for distance...till its easy...then sprint backwards ( or up hill)