Newcastle Thread - 2022/23

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It doesn’t work like that, sadly. All the players and partners could get better food cooked at home for them from their personal chefs.

Some players and partners acclimatise better than others.

All clubs these days pander to their players’ whims.

Its their life outside the club that they moan about.
I had 3 mates who were professional footballers.

One played nearly 300 games for Newcastle, one played nearly 60 games between Sunderland and Leeds and the other played around 200 games between Spurs and Chelsea and the best house one of them had was a 3 bedroom semi-detached which my brother painted because the money was so bad.

How things have changed.
 
The same ones who are going to the World Cup and don't see the slightest hypocrisy.
That’s slightly different. They haven’t chosen where the tournament is held.

Well, unless the fans that are calling them out on it aren’t going to watch any of the tournament.
 
That’s slightly different. They haven’t chosen where the tournament is held.

Well, unless the fans that are calling them out on it aren’t going to watch any of the tournament.
They could report the games from this country, they don't have to travel to watch them.
 
Ashworth could turn out to be a great acquisition for the club, as could Eales as CEO. I don’t think either have had an impact on the club yet as they’re both still getting their feet under the table. Ashworth did help out in the Summer Transfer Window but he didn’t have a lot of say because we had already identified our targets. It looks like we’re going to step up our presence in Brazil to try and tap that market for good value players and I think we’ll be paying good money for potential. I’m more than happy with that until we can get our academy working.

The club are spending a lot of time talking to the local city council as we work on what we can do to increase our capacity as we could probably get another 30,000 and that’s before we win anything. We’re also doing some work at the training ground to improve it but we’re also working on a brand new state of the art training ground which will bring the academy, women’s team and men’s facilities all within the same facility.

It's probably the most excited that I’ve ever been supporting Newcastle and I started watching us when you won your second league title when you beat us 4-3. I was really young back then so remember more about the occasions than the games as my uncle used to take me because he didn’t have his own kids back then. I think I was his excuse to go.
I wish ye all the best as I hope ye are our main competition in a few years ( fuck the various reds and fuck spurs).

My advice to your club would be to invest in fancy restaurants, a jumbo city wide umbrella, outdoor heaters on each street corner and hundreds of plastic palm trees. No problem signing the South Americans then.

For the African just invest in a talented decorative bakery and a decent calendar reminder app.

Enjoy the season and catch ye in the CL final in a few years.
 
I wish ye all the best as I hope ye are our main competition in a few years ( fuck the various reds and fuck spurs).

My advice to your club would be to invest in fancy restaurants, a jumbo city wide umbrella, outdoor heaters on each street corner and hundreds of plastic palm trees. No problem signing the South Americans then.

For the African just invest in a talented decorative bakery and a decent calendar reminder app.

Enjoy the season and catch ye in the CL final in a few years.

The city centre has gone that way anyway since covid. We have a lot of outdoor seating with heaters and umbrellas outside the pubs.
 
Indeed. Social Media debate has made absolutism and whataboutism huge things.

Do you expect every climate change activist not to use a fossil fuel?
We all use fossil fuels, it's up to governments to invest in green energy instead of giving their mates our money. EV battery recycling could make a massive difference to reducing our reliance on fossil fuels as we need to reduce the cost of EV’s.

Hydrogen could work if we can reduce the cost of energy as at the minute it takes more energy to produce hydrogen than we can get out of it. I guess the price to buy teh car will come down if they are sold in bulk.
 
It looks like we're about to announce a new appointment at the club. We are reported to be employing Peter Silverstone who worked at Arsenal and will be coming is as our chief commercial officer, his role will be to bring in new investments.

We're also reported to be going to have discussions between the club and the fans regarding renaming the ground which is a no brainer to me and is like getting money for nothing. I was against Ashley renaming the ground because we got nothing for it. Pay for it and it's an absolute no brainer.

Lastly, Bruno might not be travelling to Manchester for the game on Sunday as his girlfriend is due to have their baby. This will be a massive but understandable blow for us.
 
It looks like we're about to announce a new appointment at the club. We are reported to be employing Peter Silverstone who worked at Arsenal and will be coming is as our chief commercial officer, his role will be to bring in new investments.

We're also reported to be going to have discussions between the club and the fans regarding renaming the ground which is a no brainer to me and is like getting money for nothing. I was against Ashley renaming the ground because we got nothing for it. Pay for it and it's an absolute no brainer.

Lastly, Bruno might not be travelling to Manchester for the game on Sunday as his girlfriend is due to have their baby. This will be a massive but understandable blow for us.
Shame that, he could of had a look around manchester before we sign him next summer :)
 
Barcodes find some form and the national press arseholes start twitching.
 
Mate he’s a very good player but he’s not on our level, at least not yet

He is at your level, he’s certainly good enough for your squad and would get games because he’s that good. I've seen him play in France for Lyon, I've seen him play for Brazil and I've seen every game he's played for us and he's a very special footballer.

The best midfielder I've ever seen play for Newcastle was Paul Gascoigne and Bruno will be better than him if we can keep a hold of him for long enough because he’s got all of the skills that Gazza had but he’s not the idiot that Gazza was.

I've nicked this from Sky.

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I can be perfectly honest with you, I was never against your takeover. I was totally jealous because it could have been us. Your owners enquired about buying us and Ashley didn’t bother talking as he was probably waiting for a stupid bid which never came.

Again, with Chelsea, I wasn’t against it, I was green with envy and wished you both luck.

Anybody who moans about any takeover can get in the bin.
A few years ago, a Huddersfield supporter at work was having a dig at me about our owner/takeover.

I told him that any football fan would love to have owners as good as ours, including him.

While he didn’t admit it, he couldn’t deny it, either.
 
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