Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Somebody already tried that with his ex teams coach tbf. Didn't slow the **** down.

True. Maybe we need to try a different approach.

Slapping them with wet fish from the tunnel club?

 

[aguero93:20]

True. Maybe we need to try a different approach.

Slapping them with wet fish from the tunnel club?

Now that idea I like.
Maybe use a jellyfish for him.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Now that idea I like.
Maybe use a jellyfish for him.

Liking that idea.

Wait til he does his weird staring at the warm up thing and get the kit man to throw it on his face in the centre circle.

 

[aguero93:20]

Liking that idea.

Wait til he does his weird staring at the warm up thing and get the kit man to throw it on his face in the centre circle.

Sea Nettle jellyfish would be nice. I'd say a box jellyfish but they can be lethal and the cunts wouldn't shut up about it for the next century.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Sea Nettle jellyfish would be nice. I'd say a box jellyfish but they can be lethal and the cunts wouldn't shut up about it for the next century.

I’d do it anyway. They’re not going to win the league again before 2060 anyway.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Klopps bottling it

 

[Gray]

Klopps bottling it

He has flipped his lid the daft bugger.

 

[waspish]

Klopp full media behind him can say any lies he wants gets a full page of those lies never her questioned on those lies and if asked a question he doesn’t like acts like a complete kunt!

 

[Sk@mcfc]

Tedious fucker is Klopp.

They've just beaten Rangers 7-1.

Why? Because their squad cost a shed load more.

He’s a **** but there fans actually believe the shit that come out of his mouth

 

[Bobby the blue]

Accordingly to some Liverpool fans I know the bus attack was nothing. One or two bottles thrown but no harm done.apparently pep used it to deflect that we had been well beaten.

It was just passion from Liverpool fans that’s all.

They really really don’t get it do they. And then wonder why they are hated and despised by every other fan in this country.

 

[waspish]

FSG will find it hard to replace Klopp! Because one of the attributes they look for is how much of a kunt can they become!

 

[Toffeedude]

Klopp full media behind him can say any lies he wants gets a full page of those lies never her questioned on those lies and if asked a question he doesn’t like acts like a complete kunt!

This is it, they can do as they please as they ae media darlings.

 

[Toffeedude]

The Liverpool thought bank is as it again ……

“Klopp no one can compete with City, that is the reality”

Anybody got the last 5 years spend?

He always plays his mind games and the press love him doing it. He is worried, go show him why City.

 

[Bluesince1979]

He’s a **** but there fans actually believe the shit that come out of his mouth

Hes a fuckin odd ball and 100% the correct man to be cult leader of a cult
Think hes getting grumpy because hes had no cosmetic surgery for a bit.

Permatan - tick
Teeth - tick
Botox - tick
Hair - tick
Eyes- tick

Get yourself a tit lift love, cheer your self up

 

[tommybooth]

Hes a fuckin odd ball and 100% the correct man to be cult leader of a cult
Think hes getting grumpy because hes had no cosmetic surgery for a bit.

Permatan - tick
Teeth - tick
Botox - tick
Hair - tick
Eyes- tick

Get yourself a tit lift love, cheer your self up

Going for arse implants next as he talks out of it.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

There is a reason why Liverpool are 6 points above bottom placed Leicester who have won 1, draw 1 and lost 7.


Answers on a postcard please.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I love how Klopp is crying poverty saying Liverpool couldn’t pay £850,000 a week to a player. Where do they get these figures from? Say something enough times and people take it as truth. He seems to have amnesia that Nunez cost a lot more than Haaland did.

 

[vincent]

There is a reason why Liverpool are 6 points above bottom placed Leicester who have won 1, draw 1 and lost 7.


Answers on a postcard please.

They were very fortunate to beat Newcastle too.

 

[itsnevereasy]

The Kunt is on Sky Sports News now running his mouth off about our spending. £81m on an average forward??

 

[Bluemanc100]

Merseyside's finest would arrest the squad claiming they incited the trouble after the cancellation.

Unlike last time…