I broke my leg last week, advice on how to cope with six weeks of inactivity welcomed.

Magicpole said:
I’m starting an online guitar course tomorrow. Be starting a band in a month. Although I will need to wait another fortnight for the leg, before I can start touring.
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In the meantime, you can listen to the 10 year re-release of Pedestrian Verse, which includes 10 additional songs (additional, not new, obviously).

If nothing else, give the song Norland Wind a go.

@Saddleworth2 worth a go at it too, and it is a different song from the similar titled one you sampled previously.
 
you could start a pop up online venture loaning out the shoe’s for the knackered foot you won’t need for a month or so, short term loaning to one legged customers could be a real passive income generator.
 
Jam Tomorrow said:
you could start a pop up online venture loaning out the shoe’s for the knackered foot you won’t need for a month or so, short term loaning to one legged customers could be a real passive income generator.
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I like where you are going with this. Monetising my situation. Now, where do I find the one legged demographic? I will hop to it.
 
Magicpole said:
I like where you are going with this. Monetising my situation. Now, where do I find the one legged demographic? I will hop to it.
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Exactly, if you can make a buck or two into the bargain why not! Now I bet some of the fine and upstanding (no pun intended) Olympic board would have access to a ready made list of amputees/ potential customers for a small sweetener, so you could filter to the appropriate leg, shoe size and then mail out your available inventory etc start with Lord Coe :-)
 
Jam Tomorrow said:
Exactly, if you can make a buck or two into the bargain why not! Now I bet some of the fine and upstanding (no pun intended) Olympic board would have access to a ready made list of amputees/ potential customers for a small sweetener, so you could filter to the appropriate leg, shoe size and then mail out your available inventory etc start with Lord Coe :-)
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You sir, are a criminal genius and I like the cut of your jib. I can say I am writing an article about how people readjust to the world after it happens. Names addresses and the like

The thing is, I have great shoes, boots, trainers. They will look fucking dynamite. And all at a competitive rate.

At these prices, I’m losing money.
 
Magicpole said:
You sir, are a criminal genius and I like the cut of your jib. I can say I am writing an article about how people readjust to the world after it happens. Names addresses and the like

The thing is, I have great shoes, boots, trainers. They will look fucking dynamite. And all at a competitive rate.

At these prices, I’m losing money.
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Reminds me of that old joke, doctor to hospital patient, bad news, your legs need to be amputated, good news, the bloke in the end bed wants to buy your slippers…
 
Colin Bells Holdall said:
@Magicpole how’s the leg now?
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Died right down to sheer agony.

No, I’m getting better by the day. Sometimes, well, too many times, I think I can walk a bit and like the moronic twat I am, I do. It goes well for most of the way, then it doesn’t. That situation you get one attempt and you say, too early. I have done this now about five times. Five fucking times!

Shit for brains would be an upgrade.
 
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