Celtic Thread - 2022/23

[Magicpole]

After the cup final, we heard how if Beale had played Raskin and Cantwell along with Tillman they woukd have won. All three utter shit yesterday. We were well off our best and they still did fuck all. Overhyping players ability laid bare yet again. None of them would make our bench. I certainly hope they spunk £5m on Tillman. Kent, or Haley’s Comet, failed to turn up again. £7m fee and £20+k a week. The cunts an imposter. Pity he’s leaving.

Happy Easter.

 

[jimharri]

Seen a video (think it was on YT) of the Rangers players exiting the stadium after the game. You weren't very neighbourly towards them, were you?

:-0

 

[Magicpole]

Seen a video (think it was on YT) of the Rangers players exiting the stadium after the game. You weren't very neighbourly towards them, were you?

I wasn’t there? But neither team gets flowers and love. We fucking hate each other. Two games ago one of our coaches got hit by a bottle. Sticks and stones. They can say fuck all.

 

[GunnerGer]

After the cup final, we heard how if Beale had played Raskin and Cantwell along with Tillman they woukd have won. All three utter shit yesterday. We were well off our best and they still did fuck all. Overhyping players ability laid bare yet again. None of them would make our bench. I certainly hope they spunk £5m on Tillman. Kent, or Haley’s Comet, failed to turn up again. £7m fee and £20+k a week. The cunts an imposter. Pity he’s leaving.

Happy Easter.

Well if it wasn't for the referee and our centre backs gifting you 2 goals we would have won, and I'd say Raskin and Cantwell played their part in making you look ordinary.

Overhyping is an apt word. I think we seen yesterday what the locals on here keeps telling you. You are good up against the SPL fodder, yet you've drawn with a poor Rangers (and yes we are poor) at Ibrox and beat us by the odd goal in the other 2 games under Beale.

No-one watching any of those games would think you were anything more. This is your level.

 

[Magicpole]

Well if it wasn't for the referee and our centre backs gifting you 2 goals we would have won, and I'd say Raskin and Cantwell played their part in making you look ordinary.

Overhyping is an apt word. I think we seen yesterday what the locals on here keeps telling you. You are good up against the SPL fodder, yet you've drawn with a poor Rangers (and yes we are poor) at Ibrox and beat them by the odd goal in the other 2 games.

No-one watching any of those games would think you were anything more. This is your level.

We had nerves. You still couldnt beat us. We had more possession, more shots on target and more goals. But, heh, no doubt you will all be certain you will win at Hampden. That makes me happy because when we beat you again the heartache will be more intense. If we hammered you yesterday there would be no expectation. And if you think they three are going to turn you into challengers, crack on,

 

[GunnerGer]

We had nerves. You still couldnt beat us. We had more possession, more shots on target and more goals. But, heh, no doubt you will all be certain you will win at Hampden. That makes me happy because when we beat you again the heartache will be more intense. If we hammered you yesterday there would be no expectation. And if you think they three are going to turn you into challengers, crack on,

Nerves? You were 9 points clear, playing in front of a stadium of all your own fans, why were you nervous? Your the best Celtic team of the last 20+ years, and your playing against the likes of Grandpa McGregor, Sicknote Souttar and Chunky Morelos.

And no, I don't think we are certainties to win the cup game, because I realise we need a lot of improvement. But it does tell me you guys aren't as good as what you think you are as well.

 

[Magicpole]

Nerves? You were 9 points clear, playing in front of a stadium of all your own fans, why were you nervous? Your the best Celtic team of the last 20+ years, and your playing against the likes of Grandpa McGregor, Sicknote Souttar and Chunky Morelos.

And no, I don't think we are certainties to win the cup game, because I realise we need a lot of improvement. But it does tell me you guys aren't as good as what you think you are as well.

The nerves were due to knowing we win the league is done. We had no Hatate and Mooy was a man down. We were shit yesterday. For us, but we still won and even with Mooy being fucking atrocious we still managed. You were only dangerous from set pieces. Even big Carter wasn’t great. Our team is young and that was a great test to get the result even though we didn’t play well.

Our worst display all season. If you think that’s all we have, again crack on.

 

[GunnerGer]

The nerves were due to knowing we win the league is done. We had no Hatate and Mooy was a man down. We were shit yesterday. For us, but we still won and even with Mooy being fucking atrocious we still managed. You were only dangerous from set pieces. Even big Carter wasn’t great. Our team is young and that was a great test to get the result even though we didn’t play well.

Our worst display all season. If you think that’s all we have, again crack on.

Well like I said, the 3 games Vs Beale's Rangers you needed a late equaliser in 1 and won with the odd goal in the other 2, and that's a team that everyone knows needs rebuilt.

You're a good team, at our level, you are great at beating the fodder. I just thought considering where we are, and where we constantly hear where you are meant to be, you'd be dealing with us a lot easier.

 

[Magicpole]

Well like I said, the 3 games Vs Beale's Rangers you needed a late equaliser in 1 and won with the odd goal in the other 2, and that's a team that everyone knows needs rebuilt.

You're a good team, at our level, you are great at beating the fodder. I just thought considering where we are, and where we constantly hear where you are meant to be, you'd be dealing with us a lot easier.

12 points not enough? We needed a late equaliser because Goldson pulled off a brilliant save. Didn’t hear a peep about that. Funny how that happens.

 

[GunnerGer]

12 points not enough? We needed a late equaliser because Goldson pulled off a brilliant save. Didn’t hear a peep about that. Funny how that happens.

You got 9 of them from Gios team collapsing on its arse.

I've not heard a peep from you about the Morelos 'foul'. Funny that. ;-)

 

[Magicpole]

You got 9 of them from Gios team collapsing on its arse.

I've not heard a peep from you about the Morelos 'foul'. Funny that. ;-)

You never asked. It was a goal, but we have had plenty decisions worse than that against you.

 

[GunnerGer]

You never asked. It was a goal, but we have had plenty decisions worse than that against you.

Ive said me piece now anyway. It was a good game, well fought, and still got another 2 to look forward to in the next few weeks.

 

[Magicpole]

Ive said me piece now anyway. It was a good game, well fought, and still got another 2 to look forward to in the next few weeks.

As always, on to the next battle.

 

[Magicpole]

Always what they are going to do, until they don’t then it’s send a letter boo hoo. Keeping Royal Mail in business, every cloud.

 

[Magicpole]

Somebody had to say it.

Michael Stewart blasts Rangers over 'incredible level of entitlement'

The hard-hitting pundit hit out at the Ibrox club over their decision to look for an explanation for Alfredo Morelos' disallowed goal.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

 

[Magicpole]

So it’s still rumbling on. We have again the What we are going to do next time, pish from the Gers captain and manager. We drew at CP last year in final game. Wait until next season. We hammered them, then it’s wait until the next one, cup semi, wait until then, we are a better team. Lost. If we played Raskin Cantwell and Tillman it would be different. Then it was wait until the next game, lost, even with the three overhyped Amigos who did fuck all. Now it’s wait until the Semi. Wait until we buy that great striker and the other players Beale will get. Not a pot to piss in and no one to sell. Another keep the lights on, or pay off Park share issue. Never mind submitting the accounts a Shake will buy us. One glorious tweet proclaimed. To be answered by a what type of a shake? chocolate or strawberry?

If I were of that persuasion I would want less boasting, less overhyping, less predictions, and more silence until they take the field. And then after they play we’ll decide if their words can be backed up. So far, they haven’t.

If Celtic beat them yet again in the semi final then the support will be calling them shitebags cowards and pish. Not on the week leading up to it. Hell no, it will be again, they’re shite we are better we can do them. Final whistle, get the popcorn and if you’re one of their players keep off social media.

 

[Magicpole]

The Rangers and letter number 7,879 to the SFA

They gave a letter to the Postman
He put it in the in his sack, I hope it’s orange
But the very next morning
He brought another back

The SFA wrote upon it
Return to No Surrender
We’ve had enough
No more whining, or winning
Your just duff

You want a quarrel
So what’s new?
Just because you can’t win fuck all
And your faces are turning blue

You cannot beat the Glasgow Celtic
We feel your pain
Your players spout a lot of bullshit
And it’s us you try to blame
Forget about it

Return to no surrender
You just are pish,
Why don’t you just try and do
your fucking talking on the pitch.
Well that’s beyond them

They gave that letter to the postman
He put it in his sack, it wasn't orange
And the very next morning
He laughed that letter all the way back.

I’m here all week.

 

[Magicpole]

They just can’t help themselves. You would think he had won plenty since coming up here. Two medals. The same as every St Johnstone player. Once again playing to the gallery. It’s what they do. I bet there are cunts in the office already drafting the next letter to the SFA.

 

[Koniec]

They just can’t help themselves. You would think he had won plenty since coming up here. Two medals. The same as every St Johnstone player. Once again playing to the gallery. It’s what they do. I bet there are cunts in the office already drafting the next letter to the SFA.

 

[Magicpole]

Thinking and talking about winning they have down to a fine art. Actually winning? That still evades them. We shot ourselves in the head and made a complete arse of the 10. King’s “fold like a pack of cards” prediction is completely in line with all the other pish. It’s now a blip and normal service is restored. That’s the reason they are going fucking mental. They know they are again behind the 8 ball with another Treble a real possibility. We have money in the bank, CL money guaranteed, sellable assets. If Frimpong goes for the reported £50m that’s another £12m. We have Ange whose recruitment is better than any manager I have seen in my time supporting us. I bet you he has already identified a replacement for Abada. We will make big money when our players move on too. Sad to lose them, but we are in Scotland so it’s just a matter of time. It amuses me greatly to read what they are going to do next year as if Ange will say, well that’s all we need. Beale will be sent packing before next season of is halfway. That’s my prediction. Said Gio would be away by October and he would have if Napoli had given a fuck. Same with Beale. Tick tock.