United Thread - 2022/23

[Prestwich_Blue]

Perhaps eco Rat Boy will protest at Ratcliffe's love of a good frack?

Perhaps champagne Socialist Rat Boy will protest at Ratcliffe's love of a good tax dodge.

Perhaps not?

I doubt it.

But instead of calling the place 'Old Toilet', we can call it 'Chemical Toilet'

 

[yeah whatever !!]

If I was techie enough I'd post the GIF from The Simpsons "Won't someone think about the children" ammended to "Won't someone think about the deadlines"

There certainly seems to be a lot of hours in a Qatari 11th hour deadline bid..

Silly me- its Fergie time.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

United are rubbish

That's why they're has bins.

Ta Dah !!

 

[TonyM]

Everyone knows it. Unites need proper directors, proper managers and proper players.

Once the money is provided - which it is - it matters little who owns the club.

They keep ignoring the obvious. The longer the better but it can't last much longer surely.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

If the Qataris do buy the scum does it mean that they will be the official Qatar football team in the next Olympics..

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

If the Qataris do buy the scum does it mean that they will be the official Qatar team in the next Olympics.

Is turning corners an Olympic event?

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Is turning corners an Olympic event?

If it were they'd deffo win the gold. :)

 

[JASR]

What to do...
What to do...
What to do...
I don't want utd in chumps, but I absolutely don't want the tramps in there... and the alternative is crossing fingers for spurs, which is unthinkable.
What to do......

You could hope for:
City
Arsenal
Newcastle
Brighton

... but that's a lot of results going perfectly!

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Is turning corners an Olympic event?

Ta Dah !!

 

[burning blue soul]

You could hope for:
City
Arsenal
Newcastle
Brighton

... but that's a lot of results going perfectly!

Does that involve Brighton beating us?
Cos, if it does that's a no, brother.

 

[JASR]

Does that involve Brighton beating us?
Cos, if it does that's a no, brother.

...as I said, a perfect set of results, would be Brighton beating us, and we still end up higher than Arsenal.
But I'll say I would just prefer us to beat brighton!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Bobby Charlton: Man Utd will finish above Man City next season

Manchester United legend Sir Bobby Charlton "guarantees" the club will finish above rivals Manchester City next season.

www.bbc.com

"I am looking forward a lot to next year because Manchester United is not renowned for being second."

Too fucking right they're not Bob.

 

[freshie]

Great news

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Is a bobby promise like a shauny promise.

Is Booby Charlton still painting rabbits on his head cos they look like hairs from a distance? The thick ****.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I doubt it.

But instead of calling the place 'Old Toilet', we can call it 'Chemical Toilet'

At least they'll now have a chance of coming top of the periodic table.

 

[waspish]

"I am looking forward a lot to next year because Manchester United is not renowned for being second."

Too fucking right they're not Bob.

They come the team that’s renowned at being 6th more now!

 

[FantasyIreland]

At least they'll now have a chance of coming top of the periodic table.

They'd be in their element

 

[cheekybids]

Great news

So it seems the Qataris didn’t have more money than sense, so there’s no way Ratcliffe is risking his wealth. Frying pan & fire spring to mind.

 

[Blue Floyd]

Gonna buy padr81 a Norwich scalf and some zebra kecks. Get one of my relatives to bring them round in a tractor. Oh and a bit of paint so he can paint that shithole.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Bobby Charlton: Man Utd will finish above Man City next season

Manchester United legend Sir Bobby Charlton "guarantees" the club will finish above rivals Manchester City next season.

www.bbc.com