United Thread - 2022/23

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Bringing back a rapist
Cock out for oil money
Piss can and horse spunk(for some reason piss-can never gets the blame?)
which brings you to the Glazers lol
Where's that banner gone, who owns it? The club?
Getting obstacles put in front of us then crying because we took the piss

You wont be stopping us you red c@nts

Treble (our first) Enjoy buying your kids City tops you red c@nts. All them years of taking the piss is coming home.

All the best xx
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
If any rag gives City fans shit about the parade, forward them this.
Their pitiful parade in 2010 - oh look it drizzled and the fuckers stayed away.
The same couple of hundred fans walking alongside the bus on an empty Deansgate to make it look like there were loads there...
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And there in lies the fault. The parade was in Manchester not Basildon.
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
If any rag gives City fans shit about the parade, forward them this.
Their pitiful parade in 2010 - oh look it drizzled and the fuckers stayed away.
The same couple of hundred fans walking alongside the bus on an empty Deansgate to make it look like there were loads there...
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Have you ever legged it for a bus but it fucks off so you carry on as though you weren't catching it?

Their parade
 
I see M'bappe has handed in a transfer request. Cue the media frenzy in 3......2.......1

'The fake Shiekh has stated his first priority is to sign Mbappe.'
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
If any rag gives City fans shit about the parade, forward them this.
Their pitiful parade in 2010 - oh look it drizzled and the fuckers stayed away.
The same couple of hundred fans walking alongside the bus on an empty Deansgate to make it look like there were loads there...
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2011 btw ;)
Bbc doing it’s best impression of comical Ali.

 
Blu3m00n91 said:
It’ll be interesting to see what these journos have to say about United. Also will this be a new club now? Founded in 2023. That’s how it works right?
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Something is happening, the shareprice is going through the roof, so someone's been tipped off, because Qatar will have to buy them all out. They will have to announce soon to stop the shares going up any further.

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In after hours trading in NY, Manchester united shares spiked 17%… that is traders betting the Glazers are about to sell to Sheikh Jassim of Qatar…. Everyone involved keeping tight lipped though…

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Sheikh Jassim has been successful in his bid to buy Man Utd, according to triumphant reports from Qatar https://mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/manutd-takeover-sheikh-jassim-ratcliffe-30218850
 
blue b4 the moon said:
Trouble is that sort of 'fan' will follow the silver & end up here!!!
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Inevitable, but no worries. It will always be the case that people attach themselves to ‘winners’.

The odd thing (among many) that united, Liverpool and to a lesser degree Arsenal and Chelsea fans don’t seem to recognise is that their huge worldwide fanbase is created by success driven by exposure and marketing, they seem to think it incomprehensible that any other club can have success in the same way, and that for City its completely different to how they did it. Such bollox.
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
If any rag gives City fans shit about the parade, forward them this.
Their pitiful parade in 2010 - oh look it drizzled and the fuckers stayed away.
The same couple of hundred fans walking alongside the bus on an empty Deansgate to make it look like there were loads there...
Click to expand...

I think this sums up the 2010/2011 parades in a far better way:
 
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At a time like this you’d think they would be quiet , slightly respectful of the achievement , but no they’re everywhere gobbing off
 
Silly Sally looked like she was getting moist at the news this morning , her co presenter said that she has been taking a close interest in the story .
 
I think i may actually piss myself if Qatar buy United.
Just think about the usual suspects jumping summersaults through hoops to try and justify it.
Most should stop supporting Utd on the spot judging by their previous comments.
You know what will happen though...
Note: Qatar have a far, far worse human right record than Abu Dhabi for foreign workers. Marginally better for citizens.
 
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Predictably sadcafe are getting all excited about the news on the shares , Mbappe is gonna sign this afternoon , the Prem will not have seen anything like this takeover ! Really? The Prem won't block the new owners (true) as there is lots and lots of money to be made for the Prem having them back as a topdogs . Yep every thing we have all predicted the scum would come out with .
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
If any rag gives City fans shit about the parade, forward them this.
Their pitiful parade in 2010 - oh look it drizzled and the fuckers stayed away.
The same couple of hundred fans walking alongside the bus on an empty Deansgate to make it look like there were loads there...
Click to expand...

Like I said to my mate, "300 fans running round a bus to make it look like a lot went"!
 
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