United Thread - 2023/24

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He's Mahrez without goals or assists.

That’s unbelievably harsh on Riyad!

He’s Almiron without the goals and assists.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Watched motd and Casemiro legs have gone he plays in slow motion

Just a matter of time before an opposition player gets injured through one of those late tackles

 

[The Salford lad.]

At least no one could ever accuse them of arrogance

Or the , this is Manchester United we’re talking about, ….

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Chelsea's gamble is that their long contracts are offset by younger players on smallish base wages so that when push comes to shove it'll be easy to get players off the books. A massive chunk of the United team are older, and on silly wages or medium term contracts where that only four or five clubs in the world can afford to match them. They're both potentially fucked, but I'd prefer to be Chelsea right now for a handful of reasons.

Still think Poch can whittle down and work out something from the squad he's got.

I do have a feeling Chelsea will have the better season. Some of those players will click at some point. I was hoping they would win yesterday just to start to climb above the rags.


But financially Chelsea are going to be in a bad place for years to come.

I'm hoping rags have a terrible season.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

this is what they dont understand, they think they are unlucky, they just cant get it through their head, that actual correct decisions are being given against em now, why do you think neville was trying to discredit var for the arsenal goal yesterday, now they have figured out that var isnt there solely to help them and it can give correct decisions that they dont like now it is a bad thing

Don't you realise: "This is Manchester United" we are talking about.

 

[TravisBickle]

Or the , this is Manchester United we’re talking about, ….

Can’t wait for Sky presenters to say this when they‘re in the Championship lol
Hey they are that shit it could happen in the future, even with refs helping them!

 

[RodneyRodney]

The rags are now basically a shit football club and without the finances PIGMOLwould be in div 2.

Just a shit club.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

I do have a feeling Chelsea will have the better season. Some of those players will click at some point. I was hoping they would win yesterday just to start to climb above the rags.


But financially Chelsea are going to be in a bad place for years to come.

I'm hoping rags have a terrible season.

Yeah, I agree. All Chelsea have to do now is to stick with Poch for a few seasons and I think it will come good or that they'll be there or thereabouts in European places. I know it doesn't look like it watching them, but if you parachuted Pep or Klopp (the two best coaches in the world imo) there they'd have that squad looking decent after a few months. I can't see any obvious reason why Poch, an otherwise decent coach, can't manage that.

United are toxic from pitch to stands to boardroom. Lazy players with an ego, no cohesion, no fight. There's no easy solution. Parachute Pep or Klopp there and they'd be struggling as well.

 

[mattcity5]

That’s unbelievably harsh on Riyad!

He’s Almiron without the goals and assists.

You're right, it is harsh. But I also mean that if Anthony was in our setup playing under Pep he'd look a much better player than he does at that shitheap of a club.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

You're right, it is harsh. But I also mean that if Anthony was in our setup playing under Pep he'd look a much better player than he does at that shitheap of a club.

Pep improves any player that is willing to listen. He made Fabien Delph a left back in our centurion league win.

Pep would never buy someone like Antony. Our due diligence would have flagged up him being a flawed character and a lazy bastard to boot.

Had Ten Hag improved any player over there since he took over? Maybe Shaw?

 

[TonyM]

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Genuine LOL

 

[abu13]

There is a clear shift in opinion around Ten Bob now, last season he was the new messiah, now he is a very naughty boy. i can see him getting the bullet and them going balls deep for the Brighton manager.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Andy Mitten was pleased he won a couple of corners tonight though, so I guess it all balances itself out

He's a shoe in for the next international then of those stats

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

You're right, it is harsh. But I also mean that if Anthony was in our setup playing under Pep he'd look a much better player than he does at that shitheap of a club.

In fairness, firstly I doubt that Pep would ever have sanctioned the purchase of such an arrogant and talentless twat, but if he had made that mistake, Antony would now be at Barca with the arrogant and sulky Portugese **** Cancelo .

Ten Haag is a poor judge of talent and character based upon evidence so far.

 

[mattcity5]

Pep improves any player that is willing to listen. He made Fabien Delph a left back in our centurion league win.

Pep would never buy someone like Antony. Our due diligence would have flagged up him being a flawed character and a lazy bastard to boot.

Had Ten Hag improved any player over there since he took over? Maybe Shaw?

Shaw hasn't improved, he's just played more and come into a tiny bit of form because of it. Wracking my brain, but it's true none of them have improved. A few good games here and there, but all false dawns. Would be a bit surprised if Ten Haag lasts the season tbh, though I'm sure they'll get the usual help from officials..

 

[Kippax77]

Pep improves any player that is willing to listen. He made Fabien Delph a left back in our centurion league win.

Pep would never buy someone like Antony. Our due diligence would have flagged up him being a flawed character and a lazy bastard to boot.

Had Ten Hag improved any player over there since he took over? Maybe Shaw?

Surely the sauna should take the credit for this

 

[The Salford lad.]

I’ve a feeling the bald fraud could be out by next Monday morning ,

 

[dadnlad]

He's a shoe in for the next international then of those stats

hi waistcoat

 

[abu13]

They have bought a ball playing goalkeeper to play behind a defense that isn't technically good enough to make the most of it. All it does is slow them down and allow teams to press them, ironically they gave up an exceptional shot stopper in order to bring him in, i suspect they wouldnt have conceded as many as they have if they stuck with the donut thief in goal.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Shaw hasn't improved, he's just played more and come into a tiny bit of form because of it. Wracking my brain, but it's true none of them have improved. A few good games here and there, but all false dawns. Would be a bit surprised if Ten Haag lasts the season tbh, though I'm sure they'll get the usual help from officials..

He’s become a decent centre half in ETH’s time. I was trying to be a bit balanced. It’s a low bar though!