United Thread - 2023/24

[Alan Harper's Tash]

They have bought a ball playing goalkeeper to play behind a defense that isn't technically good enough to make the most of it. All it does is slow them down and allow teams to press them, ironically they gave up an exceptional shot stopper in order to bring him in, i suspect they wouldnt have conceded as many as they have if they stuck with the donut thief in goal.

It’s the issue we had with Bravo. Ignoring Bravo’s lack of shot stopping in his first season, he was ready to pass out from the back, whereas Zabba, Kolarov, Sagna et al weren’t. The rags are the same now.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

It’s the issue we had with Bravo. Ignoring Bravo’s lack of shot stopping in his first season, he was ready to pass out from the back, whereas Zabba, Kolarov, Sagna et al weren’t. The rags are the same now.

Although shouldn't Ten Haag know such things ?

Relying on players he knew in Holland isn't exactly having the knowledge to pick up the quality needed to transform the collective shite in their squad.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Although shouldn't Ten Haag know such things ?

Relying on players he knew in Holland isn't exactly having the knowledge to pick up the quality needed to transform the collective shite in their squad.

To be fair, Darren Fletcher should be suggesting players in his DoF role. It seems he just asks ETH which players he liked in his last job.

 

[TonyM]

You're right, it is harsh. But I also mean that if Anthony was in our setup playing under Pep he'd look a much better player than he does at that shitheap of a club.

Ya he could twirl anticlockwise as well as the other way.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

To be fair, Darren Fletcher should be suggesting players in his DoF role. It seems he just asks ETH which players he liked in his last job.

Yes maybe, but exactly what has Darren Fletcher ever done elsewhere. to justify being given the role ? Ex-rag hero ?

I don't care because the " most famous club in the world " are doing a fantastic job of imploding .

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Yes maybe, but exactly what has Darren Fletcher ever done elsewhere. to justify being given the role ? Ex-rag hero ?

I don't care because the " most famous club in the world " are doing a fantastic job of imploding .

It’s wonderful, isn’t it!

Hopefully we don’t have Fernando as our director of football in 2035.

 

[freshie]

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Although shouldn't Ten Haag know such things ?

Relying on players he knew in Holland isn't exactly having the knowledge to pick up the quality needed to transform the collective shite in their squad.

With the resources that some clubs have coming up and down from the Premier League, The Championship is a better league than the Dutch league. There’s no wonder the rags are going to shit when Ten Hag is going shopping in Holland.

 

[Longballutd]

A bit of good news for them

 

[Deepest Blue]

The lengths some will go to to avoid playing for Tent Peg.

 

[Blue Lorry]

Genuine LOL

I’m fervently praying that Bayern batter them - I want them utterly destroyed and humiliated, might even knock Russell off the front pages, how wonderful that would be.

 

[havefaith]

Got to love twitter, god forbid these soft wan*ers ever got relegated. It's also worth repeating I,ve never heard any rags initial complaints at the appointment of every new manager and every new transfer completed since pisscan left.
Wan*kers the lot of them.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Have you seen this person ?
Last seen at approximately 4.15pm on Saturday 16th September in the home penalty box.
Known locally as Warwick Martinez he was last seen by Mr Pascal Gross travelling to his right hand side.
Manager Erik Ten Hag is said to be extremely unconcerned about his whereabouts.
If you have any information please telephone 13 13 13 13 13 1

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Had Ten Hag improved any player over there since he took over? Maybe Shaw?

He has certainly improved shaws goal scoring ....the one he stuck in his own net in the last min at Brighton away last season had me laughing deep into the night.

 

[KingGeorge]

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Have you seen this person ?
Last seen at approximately 4.15pm on Saturday 16th September in the home penalty box.
Known locally as Warwick Martinez he was last seen by Mr Pascal Gross travelling to his right hand side.
Manager Erik Ten Hag is said to be extremely unconcerned about his whereabouts.
If you have any information please telephone 13 13 13 13 13 1

Furthermore: The man is short in stature. If you see a man that has similar facial features but is tall he is not your man

 

[City Mike 1969]

getting players warmed up properly before entering the field of play, and thus avoiding injuries such as this, is a basic at most professional football clubs.

 

[give it to gordon]

Got to love twitter, god forbid these soft wan*ers ever got relegated. It's also worth repeating I,ve never heard any rags initial complaints at the appointment of every new manager and every new transfer completed since pisscan left.
Wan*kers the lot of them.

Is that a Trafford accent ?

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Never, ever watch this shower of sh1t unless City play them but I will make an exception this week by setting my alarm for 8pm Wednesday. This could be record CL score.

 

[aguero93:20]

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I bloody hope not, can't have filthy shite like that sitting on the desktop screen where the kids might see it.

 

[Blueroses]

I think Ten hag is losing the dressing room. No efforts made to track back. It’s a mess and one thing Glazers can’t be blamed for is not backing Ten Hag. Seriously though it’s a big mess and glad it’s not my club.