Joke thread

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[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

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Men in the 80s

 

[dickie davies]

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Marcus Rashford is out shopping with his mum and sees a Thermos flask
He asks his mum what it's for and she says "It's a very clever utensil Marcus, it's a flask, it keeps hot food hot and cold food cold"
Marcus thinks "wow" and buys one
On the Monday morning, Rashford turns up for training and when getting changed Harry Maguire asks "What's that?"
Very proudly Rashford says "it's a Thermos flask. It keeps hot food hot and cold food cold"
Amazed, Maguire then asks "what's in it then?"
Rashford replies "two cups of coffee and a choc ice"

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Marcus Rashford is out shopping with his mum and sees a Thermos flask
He asks his mum what it's for and she says "It's a very clever utensil Marcus, it's a flask, it keeps hot food hot and cold food cold"
Marcus thinks "wow" and buys one
On the Monday morning, Rashford turns up for training and when getting changed Harry Maguire asks "What's that?"
Very proudly Rashford says "it's a Thermos flask. It keeps hot food hot and cold food cold"
Amazed, Maguire then asks "what's in it then?"
Rashford replies "two cups of coffee and a choc ice"

SoccerAM RIP.

 

[bluethrunthru]

genius the rest of the cast are corpsing here

 

[Bill Walker]

That had me in stitches

I got half way through but then lost the thread..

 

[kippaxneil]

My nephew says he just found a whip, a mask, and some handcuffs in his mum's bedroom.
He can't believe it, she's a superhero!

 

[bluebc]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Hells bells two Soccer AM references in the last few posts.

We'll be having naked ramblers next.

 

[bumbleblue]

 

[kippaxneil]

Greggs have announced that they are planning to start a delivery service next year using drones.
Sounds a bit pie in the sky to me!!!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I got half way through but then lost the thread..

Yon knit!! It's a purler!!

 

[BackofJeanette]

I was in a cafe today and two waitresses had a massive row over how long to leave a teabag in the cup. It got so bad it ended up in violence.

I asked the manager what had happened and he told me it had been brewing for ages....

 

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