Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

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hammocity said:
The BBC challenge of predicting this weeks results is Chris Sutton against some no mark who commentates on fucking skiing. He says he was born into a middle class, non footballing family in Gloucestershire, but somehow choose the Dippers.

Goes on to say he now lives in a town in New Zealand, “it has a really strong little community of Liverpool supporters which is lovely”. The town is called Wanaka, oh the irony.

Bet the prick had never been to Dipperville in his life, wtf are the BBC doing employing some **** who has to fly from Nee Zealand to do his job? Are there no UK based journalist/presenters who pay tax an NI here capable of doing the job?

Another reason some parts of the BBC needs dismantling.
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Going there in April, I'll have me City shirt on.
 
hammocity said:
The BBC challenge of predicting this weeks results is Chris Sutton against some no mark who commentates on fucking skiing. He says he was born into a middle class, non footballing family in Gloucestershire, but somehow choose the Dippers.

Goes on to say he now lives in a town in New Zealand, “it has a really strong little community of Liverpool supporters which is lovely”. The town is called Wanaka, oh the irony.

Bet the prick had never been to Dipperville in his life, wtf are the BBC doing employing some **** who has to fly from Nee Zealand to do his job? Are there no UK based journalist/presenters who pay tax an NI here capable of doing the job?

Another reason some parts of the BBC needs dismantling.
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I have met a few like him. Oddly when I ask them why did you choose a club with fans that murdered other fans and got us all banned from Europe. The answer I always get is I didnt know about that.
 
hammocity said:
The BBC challenge of predicting this weeks results is Chris Sutton against some no mark who commentates on fucking skiing. He says he was born into a middle class, non footballing family in Gloucestershire, but somehow choose the Dippers.

Goes on to say he now lives in a town in New Zealand, “it has a really strong little community of Liverpool supporters which is lovely”. The town is called Wanaka, oh the irony.

Bet the prick had never been to Dipperville in his life, wtf are the BBC doing employing some **** who has to fly from Nee Zealand to do his job? Are there no UK based journalist/presenters who pay tax an NI here capable of doing the job?

Another reason some parts of the BBC needs dismantling.
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Chris Sutton has a unique and incredible skill as a broadcaster though, he somehow manages to make Robbie Savage not the most annoying prick in the room.

It’s amazing really.
 
Citycity76 said:
Andy Robertson - We have never had a left back for 30 years why not get a real one.

Allison - Possibly a better keeper than Ederson but not a better ball player.

Jota - versatile player and chips in with goals.
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Robertson - Massive cheat who'd be a walking red card for any other team than the dippers, also a massive cowardly waste of skin who needs a good slap, fuck off having him anywhere near City.

Allison - no better than either of our first team keepers and doesn't have the skill set we need.

Jota - main attribute and biggest skill is diving and whinging, wouldnt get the decisions he does anywhere else but the dippers so that's half his skillset removed, don't want cheating shitbags like that anywhere near City and no better than the players we've got.

So, no, wouldn't got anywhere near their cheating scum rejects.
 
Jota's new skill is too put his leg across the defender as he clears the ball, doesn't make any attempt to get the ball but makes sure he gets kicked and then goes down like he's been shot.
VAR decides the defender is guilty despite him getting the ball because it looks like foul play.
 
KentBlue said:
A few years back, maybe. But not now: he's a weak link for the dippers in my view.
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His main skill now is just grabbing hold of players and hauling them down, he'd never get away with that 'style' of play at any other team. Proper busted flush these days.
 
Odd socks said:
Jota's new skill is too put his leg across the defender as he clears the ball, doesn't make any attempt to get the ball but makes sure he gets kicked and then goes down like he's been shot.
VAR decides the defender is guilty despite him getting the ball because it looks like foul play.
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One the most snidy diving kunts in the premier! He rather cheat for a pen then have a tap in
 
hammocity said:
The BBC challenge of predicting this weeks results is Chris Sutton against some no mark who commentates on fucking skiing. He says he was born into a middle class, non footballing family in Gloucestershire, but somehow choose the Dippers.

Goes on to say he now lives in a town in New Zealand, “it has a really strong little community of Liverpool supporters which is lovely”. The town is called Wanaka, oh the irony.

Bet the prick had never been to Dipperville in his life, wtf are the BBC doing employing some **** who has to fly from Nee Zealand to do his job? Are there no UK based journalist/presenters who pay tax an NI here capable of doing the job?

Another reason some parts of the BBC needs dismantling.
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I know it's quite far away but I think they have phones and the internet in New Zealand these days.
I'm pretty certain nobody has flown from New Zealand to England just to do the football predictions.
 
waspish said:
One the most snidy diving kunts in the premier! He rather cheat for a pen then have a tap in
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Compare and contrast to Bobb's winner against Newcastle - he could have gone down quite easily from Trippier's challenge but instead his instinct told him to carry on and score. Mind you, City probably wouldn't have been given the penalty.
 
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