United Thread - 2023/24

[BigJoe#1]

I bet you Ten Hag is feeling pretty shit and unloved today.

 

[Peaceful Terrier]

I bet you Ten Hag is feeling pretty shit and unloved today.

As he said himself...."eras come to an end"

 

[threespires]

I bet you Ten Hag is feeling pretty shit and unloved today.

He's got a decent contract that runs till June 2025 so beyond making sure his lawyers are on top of things he might just be sat there scrolling through the available island gaffs on Rightmove (or wherever it is they flog islands). Might just be his resting face but he always gives off the vibe of hating the place and most of the personnel it's infested with.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Man United vs Rangers ticket split mapped out as punters receive special request

It's a first return to the home of Scottish Rugby for Rangers since 2017 with man utd heading north for a summer friendly.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

Cheers, I was surprised at the venue, as you could probably tell.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

I quite like the comments from scruffy **** Jim. He’s trying to get a dig in on us, whilst completely being oblivious to the fact they simply will not be able to attract anyone of any worth.

And of course then he wants to appoint Southgate.

Bottom half of the table finish on the cards next season.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Cheers, I was surprised at the venue, as you could probably tell.

Me too.

I can't see it being **** free.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Waistcoat to rags and Ben White his first signing....

 

[JASR]

Bottom half of the table finish on the cards next season.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Me too.

I can't see it being **** free.

I went to Ibrox a few years back for the pre season "friendly" against City. Twats were lobbing coins at us.

 

[dadnlad]

I see the ‘is Southgate underrated’ talk on the CAF has started. Wonderful.

who started thread neville or Keane

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

If they're going to shoe horn Southgate in there, they will need a Big Sam lubricant first....just like the FA did with England.

 

[KentBlue]

If dull-as-ditchwater Southgate does indeed turn up at the swamp it will be a day of rejoicing for most people - except of course the bastard vermin who follow the rags.

I think the truth is that Waistcoat would love the opportunity but the rags themselves are not convinced.

 

[Crooked_rain]

Waistcoat to rags and Ben White his first signing....

"hendo" will be.

The spine of the rag side will be Maguire, Henderson and Mount. Brilliant.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

I went to Ibrox a few years back for the pre season "friendly" against City. Twats were lobbing coins at us.

Scotsmen lobbing coins?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Scotsmen lobbing coins?

Rangers fans are English...

*Runs*

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

If dull-as-ditchwater Southgate does indeed turn up at the swamp it will be a day of rejoicing for most people - except of course the bastard vermin who follow the rags.

I think the truth is that Waistcoat would love the opportunity but the rags themselves are not convinced.

We can only dream that Southgate gets the United job. It would be the icing on the cake after the last decade.

 

[jacko74]

This is exactly why I dont support England. Just because he is a rag he gets picked for England. Plays a few games for the rags and he is the next big thing, like any of their kids that play a few games.

So we're really saying he is the best English DM in the country are we?

Whilst playing for a united side that has proven time and again this season that teams can play right through them resulting in them conceding I believe the 6th highest number of shots on goal this season.

 

[Nellies left peg]

"hendo" will be.

The spine of the rag side will be Maguire, Henderson and Mount. Brilliant.

And hopefully short armed Jordan Pickford

 

[Crooked_rain]

And hopefully short armed Jordan Pickford

Not too bothered about that. Their current keeper is about that level.