Stupid little things that bug you

[Lemon7277]

Car adverts that always say

CAR SHOWN NOT TO UK SPECIFICATION

so why fuckin bother showing us something the UK spec market can't have on UK TV ..baffles me every time

 

[bluebc]

Gogglebox , just caught about 2 mins waiting for f1 highlights , bit baffled that people watch people watching tv that are acting for the cameras , weird sh!t

 

[Looby_Blue]

When your driving and someone opens a rear window, sounds like an apache helicopter.

 

[Big mals fedora]

When you go to clip a peg on the washing line and the fucker snaps in half. Really fucking annoying.

And the dog runs away with the half that’s fallen on the floor!!

 

[nellyonthewing]

When a very large bloke in front of you on a plane spends the entire flight repeatedly getting up to reach in and out of the overhead locker .

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Post Mortes being called autopsies in the U.K., along with other Americanisms creeping in.

 

[Bill Walker]

Car adverts that always say

CAR SHOWN NOT TO UK SPECIFICATION

so why fuckin bother showing us something the UK spec market can't have on UK TV

Like saying "this is what you could've won"

 

[Big Swifty]

The wife insists on switching on to watch that bloody awful murder thing with Sian Gibson and Johnny Vegas.
Then I look at her and - she's fallen asleep!
So I surreptitously change channels and she wakes up and says "Hey, I was watching that!"
I say "No, you were asleep" and she says "Course I wasn't"

 

[Bill Walker]

The wife insists on switching on to watch that bloody awful murder thing with Sian Gibson and Johnny Vegas.
Then I look at her and - she's fallen asleep!
So I surreptitously change channels and she wakes up and says "Hey, I was watching that!"
I say "No, you were asleep" and she says "Course I wasn't"

There comes a time in every marriage that you need your own telly.

 

[One Fan Clapping]

The wife insists on switching on to watch that bloody awful murder thing with Sian Gibson and Johnny Vegas.
Then I look at her and - she's fallen asleep!
So I surreptitously change channels and she wakes up and says "Hey, I was watching that!"
I say "No, you were asleep" and she says "Course I wasn't"

Thought that said Stan Gibson then. I know of Stan but not Sian.

It’s an age thing!

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

There comes a time in every marriage that you need your own telly.

In another room in another house with another woman.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Menus in restaurants/bars which just show a number on them without the currency.
eg 15 instead of £15
I can't explain exactly why I don't agree with this practise but it seems to demean our currency.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Menus in restaurants/bars which just show a number on them without the currency.
eg 15 instead of £15
I can't explain exactly why I don't agree with this practise but it seems to demean our currency.

Take a pen and sneakily write a little letter p after the values next time.

"50p for fillet steak? Lovely"

 

[bluebc]

Bought a quarter of sweet peanuts , they no longer look like sweet peanuts or contain nuts because of allergies , bit of a clue in the name re: nut content

 

[Grassland Blue]

Now where's me Letraset....?

 

[Protein Junkie]

1.Having to wear a jacket to work in mid June.
2.Car park pay and displays with machines that never seem to work.
3. Simon Jordan

 

[Lavinda Past]

Getting banned from the joke thread without being informed which of my many shit jokes was deserving of a ban.

I need to know where to reset my bar....

 

[WickyWain]

I need to know where to reset my bar....

It's hard to know, these days. Someone was probably offended by the snail joke.

 

[Blue Mist]

Getting banned from the joke thread without being informed which of my many shit jokes was deserving of a ban.

I need to know where to reset my bar....

Booooooooo. That is disgraceful.

Free the Lavvy 1.

I loved the joke about the snail, there are some right boring bastards on here.

"What do we want?"
"@Lavinda Past reinstated"
"When do we want it ?"
'2037'

 

[East Level 2]

Booooooooo. That is disgraceful.

Free the Lavvy 1.

I loved the joke about the snail, there are some right boring bastards on here.

"What do we want?"
"@Lavinda Past reinstated"
"When do we want it ?"
'2037'

So only another 6 hours to wait.