Stupid little things that bug you

[Lavinda Past]

Booooooooo. That is disgraceful.

Free the Lavvy 1.

I loved the joke about the snail, there are some right boring bastards on here.

"What do we want?"
"@Lavinda Past reinstated"
"When do we want it ?"
'2037'

I'm confused... What's the point of a mod banning me from the Joke thread? It just gives me more time for research...

I pity the poor readers when I return. I've already been in contact with my old mate Vic, who is renowned for his dreadful jokes, and he's lining up a few gems for my return.

 

[Blue Mist]

I'm confused... What's the point of a mod banning me from the Joke thread? It just gives me more time for research...

I pity the poor readers when I return. I've already been in contact with my old mate Vic, who is renowned for his dreadful jokes, and he's lining up a few gems for my return.

I hope they don't unban you too soon as I've already lined the t shirts up.

Free Lavinda Past.

Ok I've just crossed out Nelson Mandela and written your name in biro but it's the thought that counts.
A tenner for XL if you're interested.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I hope they don't unban you too soon as I've already lined the t shirts up.

Free Lavinda Past.

Ok I've just crossed out Nelson Mandela and written your name in biro but it's the thought that counts.
A tenner for XL if you're interested.

The cheque is in the post...

 

[Stelea]

Speed banks which you struggle to get anything bar £20 note increments out of.
Started off a few years ago that fivers were rare, now it’s tenners.

 

[Stelea]

Footballers who pull their socks up over their knees and look like Korean school girls.

You need to stop doing it, you look like twats.

Or cut the fuck out of the back of them

 

[KS55]

Footballers who wear slips. What’s wrong with a manly jock strap?

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Cellarite]

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Don’t fucking start here.

 

[Cellarite]

That house buying programme where some pretty young estate agent shows a guillable couple around a French farmhouse.....why oh why do the buyers have to go everywhere, garage, bathroom, field, lake, wash room, kitchen etc etc holding fucking hands......nobody looks round a house holding hands with their partner, they just dont....it looks pathetic.

I’ve seen loads of videos like this. Stick with it. It’ll get good when they start talking about bids in the bedroom.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I hope they don't unban you too soon as I've already lined the t shirts up.

Free Lavinda Past.

Ok I've just crossed out Nelson Mandela and written your name in biro but it's the thought that counts.
A tenner for XL if you're interested.

2XL if you please, I like a loose fit.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Looking at getting a convertable Cooper S and been watching a few clips on Youtube......and in the States, bless em, the convertables come with ' an OPENOMETER ' which tells you how long the roof has been open. Really !!!!!

 

[Lavinda Past]

Don’t fucking start here.

 

[bluemc]

That one person in the gym changing room that thinks everyone else in there wants to listen to their mobile phone blaring out low quality music whilst getting changed, like they are the resident DJ. You're in your 50's and white, let Dr Dre go.

Whilst we're at in with the gym......

People walking around with a notebook and pen, keeping track of what they've done.

Anyone who carries a tupperware around the gym and eats as they're going round.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Smug Jane on the Janeplan diet adverts.

 

[KS55]

That one person in the gym changing room that thinks everyone else in there wants to listen to their mobile phone blaring out low quality music whilst getting changed, like they are the resident DJ. You're in your 50's and white, let Dr Dre go.

Whilst we're at in with the gym......

People walking around with a notebook and pen, keeping track of what they've done.

Anyone who carries a tupperware around the gym and eats as they're going round.

People who go to the gym.

 

[bluebc]

Morrisons charging 60p for a carrier bag !
Half that in Asda

 

[blue b4 the moon]

People who go to the gym.

Beat me to it.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Morrisons charging 60p for a carrier bag !
Half that in Asda

Half a carrier bag ?stuff will fall out if it’s the top half.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Morrisons charging 60p for a carrier bag !
Half that in Asda

Since the introduction of the 5p charge, the government was self-congratulatory on the drop in the use of plastic shopping bags. What they didn't mention was the dramatic increase in production of plastic liners for pedal bins.

 

[kaz7]

The noise coming from an event of sorts on the seafront , speakers blaring out with music and someone shouting , the kids will be having fun but i want it to fucking stop now ! One of the reasons i hate summer