Stupid little things that bug you

[Stoned Rose]

Twats who swig out of a bottle of milk , lazy fucks.
Caught the outlaw at it last week when visiting and then she asked me if I’d like a brew ffs!
Not a cuntin chance.

Josey Wales?

 

[JASR]

When people say things like:

“HIMARS system”, when the ‘S’ in HIMARS stands for System. That’s the High Mobility Artillery Rocket System system.

“Can you tell me the ULN number?”, when the ‘N’ in ULN stands for Number. That’s asking for the Unique Learner Number number.

“Can you send me the CTF file?”, when the ‘F’ in CTF stands for File. That’s asking for the Common Transfer File file.

Mrs JASR, always took me to task for saying the ED dept.

 

[Looby blue]

Anyone referring to Manchester as 'manny'.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When people say things like:

“HIMARS system”, when the ‘S’ in HIMARS stands for System. That’s the High Mobility Artillery Rocket System system.

“Can you tell me the ULN number?”, when the ‘N’ in ULN stands for Number. That’s asking for the Unique Learner Number number.

“Can you send me the CTF file?”, when the ‘F’ in CTF stands for File. That’s asking for the Common Transfer File file.

Don't forget the VIN number.

 

[maccieblue]

Deliberately misleading news stories
Had one pop up on the phone warning 14 people in the UK killed by snakes. Like a dickhead I clicked it and it turns out 14 people killed since 1846

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Trying to get just one cleaning wipe out of the packet.

 

[55yr old teenager]

Deliberately misleading news stories
Had one pop up on the phone warning 14 people in the UK killed by snakes. Like a dickhead I clicked it and it turns out 14 people killed since 1846

That genuinely made me laugh!!

 

[Bodicoteblue]

TV announcers with glottal stops and that ludicrous yoof type accent.
The use of the word ‘fantastic’ to describe virtually everything in the slightest way good.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

TV announcers with glottal stops and that ludicrous yoof type accent.

Oh yes (had to look up glottal stops, though).

I'm sick of BBC continuity announcers sounding like they're from downtown Harlem, when they're introducing a news programme. I heard one the other day, and I was half expecting him to say "innit" at the end.
I don't want Mr Cholmondley-Warner, either. Just someone with a neutral voice.

 

[Grassland Blue]

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TV announcers with glottal stops and that ludicrous yoof type accent.
The use of the word ‘fantastic’ to describe virtually everything in the slightest way good.

Absolutely...

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