United Thread - 2023/24

[Vienna_70]

I see the alleged rapist has completed his move to Marseille.

I hope every set of supporters give him shit all season long, and beyond, if necessary.

And I include Marseille fans in that.

 

[malg]

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Sky source reveals that Sir Jim to fix leaky roof.

Excellent news from the Worlds Greatest Club this afternoon as evidence has emerged that Sir Jim Ratcliffe will loosen the purse strings to redevelop Old Trafford.
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Bloody hell, he's got that same gormless look that Palmer has.

 

[jrb]

Rashford caught speeding on the M60 and banned from driving for 6 months.

He must have been delivering food to the kids, or he needed a shit, like the Piss Can did?

 

[freshie]

 

[Blueboy73]

Rashford caught speeding on the M60 and banned from driving for 6 months.

He must have been delivering food to the kids, or he needed a shit, like the Piss Can did?

Or late for his flight to Belfast for his latest mid season piss up.

 

[talkativesprout]

Is it just me that finds an obviously semi naked 45 yr old man (Rio) video calling an 18 yr old stranger a bit weird?

 

[DMA's]

United are certainly being aggressive. Don’t know much about ugarte tbh

 

[Fordyboy46]

Who would've thought that the rags were going to spend a shitload again this summer. Scruffy Jim must've been getting itchy fingers waiting for the Euros to finish

 

[dublinblue12]

Hahaha what a brilliant summary

 

[vincent]

United are certainly being aggressive. Don’t know much about ugarte tbh

PSG are selling him and replacing him with Joao Neves. Speaks volumes.

 

[TinFoilHat]

United are certainly being aggressive. Don’t know much about ugarte tbh

Looks like a ****

 

[mexico1970]

Looks like a ****

They continue to sign platers I don't know very well or at all, these players will blend in seamlessly with the shit anonymous players they already have there.

Mason Greenwood will be in the starting eleven first game of the season if their new crazy goofy looking cabbage patch doll lookalike signings have anything to do about it.

 

[ninjamonkey]

He signed for PSG last summer for €60 million. Either something went down or he was beyond shit for them to be wanting rid of him after just a year. Can't see them accepting a huge loss on him either so united will be looking at another substantial fee here.

Will Southgate be able to get the best out of him and their other new expensive signings? Hopefully we'll find out this season.

 

[DMA's]

They continue to sign platers I don't know very well or at all, these players will blend in seamlessly with the shit anonymous players they already have there.

Mason Greenwood will be in the starting eleven first game of the season if their new crazy goofy looking cabbage patch doll lookalike signings have anything to do about it.

Greenwood has left United today

 

[Vienna_70]

Leny Yoro.

Will he still be a rag tomorrow?

 

[mexico1970]

Greenwood has left United today

Just checked, the French must be calling his "problem" a crime of passion with him being the hero of the piece.

 

[N1985]

6th place at best.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Just checked, the French must be calling his "problem" a crime of passion with him being the hero of the piece.

Le violeur anglais

 

[RadcliffeRick]

If they have a bad start to the season, there could be Anarchy in Trafford.

You mean the 12 angry men will have yet another protest?

 

[Barcon]

I hadn’t heard of him until THIS week.

I hadn’t heard of him until this time yesterday.