Lavinda Past
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I don’t think you understand the gravity of this situation.
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I don’t think you understand the gravity of this situation.
Lavinda Past
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My mate's girlfriend refused to see the latest Batman movie with him until after their eighth meal together.
Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Batman
Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Batman
Ffs Lav...lol
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Fans are gutted that the chances of One Direction reuniting have gone out of the window.
Lavinda Past
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My mate's grandad passed away yesterday. He used to be a mime artist.
There are no words....
Lavinda Past
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News just in...
The Argentinan government has ordered all hotels in Buenos Aires review their new "express checkout" processes
The Argentinan government has ordered all hotels in Buenos Aires review their new "express checkout" processes
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jimharri
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Post it in the Labour and Starmer threads. Go on; I dare you!
It did make me titter, to be fair.
Lavinda Past
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I was so drunk last night.
I got to the bottom of the stairs. I took off my shoes, coat, top, trousers, and underwear and left them on the floor
I crept up the stairs very quietly....
It was only when I got to the top of the stairs, I realised I was on the bus.
I got to the bottom of the stairs. I took off my shoes, coat, top, trousers, and underwear and left them on the floor
I crept up the stairs very quietly....
It was only when I got to the top of the stairs, I realised I was on the bus.
Lavinda Past
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I woke up this morning with a one pound coin stuck up my arse.
I must have been completely trollied last night.
I must have been completely trollied last night.
Lavinda Past
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I read that drinking two glasses of whiskey increases your chance of having a stroke.
I'm going to drink four or five glasses tonight... It might increase my chance of getting a blow job.
I'm going to drink four or five glasses tonight... It might increase my chance of getting a blow job.
LWashington
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There may be some more coins up there, you need to get to a scanner and check it out.
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No, but I’m pretty sure someone has felt the gravity of the situation!
NZBlue
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And, for a change, he's not even Russian.
Lavinda Past
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A bloke is walking down the street aa a funeral courtage goes past. He notices that it’s rather different from the usual procession.
There’s a horse-drawn hearse, followed by a second hearse, followed by a man with a dog on a lead, and behind them several dozen men, alll in single file.
He turns to another man who’s come out of the pub to watch and says “That’s rather unusual”.
The man says “That’s Mary Murphy’s funeral”.
“What happened?”
“She was yelling at her husband something fierce and his dog up and killed her.”
“How awful. Whose is the second coffin?”
“That’s her mother”.
What happened to her?”
She tried to intervene so the dog killed her as well”.
The man thinks for a few seconds and says “Do you think there’s any chance I could borrow the dog?”
“You’ll have to get in the line with the rest of them fellas following the cars”.
There’s a horse-drawn hearse, followed by a second hearse, followed by a man with a dog on a lead, and behind them several dozen men, alll in single file.
He turns to another man who’s come out of the pub to watch and says “That’s rather unusual”.
The man says “That’s Mary Murphy’s funeral”.
“What happened?”
“She was yelling at her husband something fierce and his dog up and killed her.”
“How awful. Whose is the second coffin?”
“That’s her mother”.
What happened to her?”
She tried to intervene so the dog killed her as well”.
The man thinks for a few seconds and says “Do you think there’s any chance I could borrow the dog?”
“You’ll have to get in the line with the rest of them fellas following the cars”.