United Thread | 2024/25

[Gray]

Quote from Red Cafe pretty much sums it up;
"A shit team, full of shit players and managed by a shit manager with shit owners and shit new management."
Nailed it. Apart from missing out the shit stadium bit. And some of their more recent entitled shit fans.

The vast majority of their fans are shit, and ugly with it.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Mind the gap

 

[Grassland Blue]

They cant afford it, ffs Mainoo and Crapnacho have got to Uber and Ferry it to the Balon Dor..

Flixbus!

 

[MillisleBlue]

Ack c'mon lads and lasses - as a fanbase we're better than this. What with their history and all, it's hard to not feel a degree of sympathy for them. Oh no, wait, tick fucking tock you red mother fuckers:

 

[Platt Lane 59]

Flixbus!

Flixbus is the future.
Are they still sponsored by Aeroflot ?

 

[The Black Shed]

Stupid fuckwits.

Long live Eric!

 

[xgorton]

Bottom 7 sounds better.

 

[mac]

Rivalries aside that was a sickening VAR penalty decision

Good fucking job you are kidding

 

[Pam]

Ack c'mon lads and lasses - as a fanbase we're better than this. What with their history and all, it's hard to not feel a degree of sympathy for them. Oh no, wait, tick fucking tock you red mother fuckers:

Oh please. You're not telling me you won't lie awake all night worrying about Nited's plight? Have you no compassion?

 

[Harvster]

Give it to Wazza 'til the end of the season

Or Ruud - horses for courses

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Or Ruud - horses for courses

You can see the impact having that horse faced **** has made on rashford and fake haaland.
Has either scored yet

 

[Pam]

Quote from Red Cafe pretty much sums it up;
"A shit team, full of shit players and managed by a shit manager with shit owners and shit new management."
Nailed it. Apart from missing out the shit stadium bit. And some of their more recent entitled shit fans.

And shit shirt, shit badge, shit stadium, shit training ground ... shit everything, truth be told.

 

[Jim Tolmie's Underpants]

 

[GaudinoMotors]

They are an illustrious club with a magnificent history. I, for one, will always support a local Manchester club against all others, just as I do when they are the English representatives in Europe.

Pinnochio

 

[JASR]

Quote from Red Cafe pretty much sums it up;
"A shit team, full of shit players and managed by a shit manager with shit owners and shit new management."
Nailed it. Apart from missing out the shit stadium bit. And some of their more recent entitled shit fans.

Shakespeare has risen

 

[Pam]

but,but, but this is manchester united we are talking about !

They used to say that about Preston North End.

Says, Wio & Neville & Scholesy, even Lily Savage.
When will one of the ex-legends come up with an answer ?
Give to Giggsy...

Or Paddy Crerand.

 

[MMA]

Watched that 5 times now.
Still pissing myself laughing.

 

[ancoats]

They are an illustrious club with a magnificent history. I, for one, will always support a local Manchester club against all others, just as I do when they are the English representatives in Europe.

Pinnochio

Why is there another local Manchester Club

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Well I've never felt more like singin the blues.. :)

 

[ancoats]

I am all ready to rewrite the song

All together Now, Old Trafford is falling down