Stupid little things that bug you

I was out cutting grass this morning and there's a certain
type of fly (someone said they were horseflies) that will not
leave me alone. buzzing around my ears, face, neck.
They are indeed annoying little fcukers.
So much so that i packed it in with the grass only half done.
Horse flies are big bastards with a nasty bite.
Those small flies literally drink your sweat so love your head and face.
 
Drivers in general.
I was cut off three times on Thursday in 20 mins on my way to work.
All three times were cars trying to force me onto the wring side of the rd because their lane ended.
I drive a 1/2 ton Ford F150 supercab 4x4 pick up.
Not sure how these people think this is going to play out.
Cunts who overcompensate with big cars lol
 
Dont ever refer to anyone by that name
I love the word mongs. It's not very politically correct nowadays but it always amuses me. Sorry if any mongs are upset by this post. I am sure there will be a BBC help line somewhere on the internet to offer support if you have been affected by the word mongs.
 
What's happened to the words criticise and criticism? Everything is critiqued nowadays.
 
I love the word mongs. It's not very politically correct nowadays but it always amuses me. Sorry if any mongs are upset by this post. I am sure there will be a BBC help line somewhere on the internet to offer support if you have been affected by the word mongs.
Well you shouldnt love it. It goes beyond political correctness. Its a downright repugnant offensive term
 
Walker's salted crisps which have 45% less salt. What's the point in them being salted if nearly half the salt is missing .
Could be that they've replaced the Sodium Chloride with Potassium Chloride? Reduces the Sodium content of the crisps so they advertise as "45% less salt" as people are trying to reduce salt intake and it easier to understand at a glance than "45% less Sodium". Still probably has the same amount of "salt" in there but it's a Potassium salt rather than a Sodium salt.

The "45% less Sodium" I mentioned above would likely be incorrect as they can mess with the percentages reported by using either atomic weight of sodium (~23 g/mol) or molecular weight of Sodium Chloride (~58.5 g/mol) depending on which one gives a better percentage for their marketing blurb.
 
People in crowded city centres (i.e. especially on a Saturday) glued to their mobiles and not looking where they're going. You have to avoid them, and as far as they're concerned, well son, you can just get fucked.
It's not just a stupid little thing that bugs me, either. It is a blight on society.
 
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