Stupid little things that bug you

[lloydie]

Churchill 'I want to liberate Europe, General Smith can you draw up a plan.
Smith, Yes Prime Minister but I'll need Sergeant Brown to plan the plan for me.
Brown. Yes Sir, not a problem, as long as someone can pre plan my plan, I plan to have it done by tomorrow.

You are Joseph Heller, and I claim my $22.22

 

[bluebc]

Talking of McDonald's.

Official McDonald's Big Mac photo

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What you actually get.
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[Newman Noggs]

This does my fucking head in. Lazy selfish bastards not re-filling it after they use it. If I use the kettle at work or at home I always fill it afterwards so it's ready for the next person to use.

I bet it's the same people who don't put paper in the photocopier when it runs out at work. Really fucking annoys me when I go to pick up my printing and it's not there. I fill up the tray and half of someone else's printing comes out which I promptly bin.

 

[citizen_maine]

This does my fucking head in. Lazy selfish bastards not re-filling it after they use it. If I use the kettle at work or at home I always fill it afterwards so it's ready for the next person to use.

How do you know how much they're going to need?

 

[SWPISHOME]

How do you know how much they're going to need?

That's out of my control fella it's just depends how much I have to piss.

 

[urban genie]

People who call Mcdonalds' "restaurants".
In restaurants you are provided with knives, forks and spoons.
Spot the difference...

I am afraid that is incorrect, a restaurant in anywhere you can buy food prepared there and has availability to sit and eat it, including fast food diners.

cutlery is not a requirement to eat many foods

Go to a Chinese restaurant and order lettuce wraps or a Thai restairant and order laab and sticky rice, you would not use cutlery for either or need it on the table

 

[Deleted member 77198]

That's out of my control fella it's just depends how much I have to piss.

You piss in the kettle?

 

[SWPISHOME]

You piss in the kettle?

Of course, We all love boiling piss mate.

 

[Stoned Rose]

I bet it's the same people who don't put paper in the photocopier when it runs out at work. Really fucking annoys me when I go to pick up my printing and it's not there. I fill up the tray and half of someone else's printing comes out which I promptly bin.

People who have jobs where they need to print little bits of paperwork out on a printer.

Those cunts need to be getting a proper man’s job.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I am afraid that is incorrect, a restaurant in anywhere you can buy food prepared there and has availability to sit and eat it, including fast food diners.

cutlery is not a requirement to eat many foods

Go to a Chinese restaurant and order lettuce wraps or a Thai restairant and order laab and sticky rice, you would not use cutlery for either or need it on the table

To clarify, I believe that in American diners, plates are used (Although they don't appear to.use cutlery).
Chinese restaurants provide chopsticks with which to eat, as I believe Thai restaurants do.
A restaurant, to me, is a place where you sit down to eat and are served at your table, using the appropriate implements to transfer food from plate/dish to mouth.