I was cutting through the back streets one sunny match day to get to Claremont Road, and I walked slap bang into a rowdy bunch of Middlesboro yobs who had just trashed the Clarence Pub on Wilmslow Road ... there was about 40 of the rough lookin' fkers, 15 yards or so, coming right towards of me .... I didn't know whether to start praying, carry on walking, or do a runner back in the direction i'd come from, but it was a really nerve wracking situation, and especially as a few of them were eyeing me up!
Luckily for me someone had alerted the cops to their threatening presence outside the nearby pub, and four vanloads of police came hurtling down the street, and jumped out of the vans to encircle the Boro yobs ..... i counted my blessings, and took the opportunity to scarper off down the nearest alleyway amidst all the commotion!!