Stupid little things that bug you

Yanks slowly but surely taking a grip on western civilization, currently all the MSN outlets are full of superbowl and trump stories, ten years ago I would have said who gives a flying fuck about the Superbowl, yet now we have growing numbers of supposed grown men rumbling on about a sport they have never seen live or played, all of em need their hard drives checking if you ask me
 
Yanks slowly but surely taking a grip on western civilization, currently all the MSN outlets are full of superbowl and trump stories, ten years ago I would have said who gives a flying fuck about the Superbowl, yet now we have growing numbers of supposed grown men rumbling on about a sport they have never seen live or played, all of em need their hard drives checking if you ask me
Because the NFL has been very successful in exporting the game across the globe. Our own Rodri is a big NFL fan. Next season, there will be 3 regular season games in London, one in Dublin, one in Germany and one in Madrid. All these games will be sell outs. The demand is huge. Factor in the impact of Taylor Swift's romance with Travis Kelce and millions of people who previously weren't interested in American Football now are. Global exposure brings in more revenue and allows the game to continue to grow and draw in bigger audiences.
 
Because the NFL has been very successful in exporting the game across the globe. Our own Rodri is a big NFL fan. Next season, there will be 3 regular season games in London, one in Dublin, one in Germany and one in Madrid. All these games will be sell outs. The demand is huge. Factor in the impact of Taylor Swift's romance with Travis Kelce and millions of people who previously weren't interested in American Football now are. Global exposure brings in more revenue and allows the game to continue to grow and draw in bigger audiences.
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People that pick up poo after their dogs then throw the bag away. Not in the bins provided. What's the bloody point. Might as well leave the s##t on the floor.
Another example of people doing things without knowing why.
 
Because the NFL has been very successful in exporting the game across the globe. Our own Rodri is a big NFL fan. Next season, there will be 3 regular season games in London, one in Dublin, one in Germany and one in Madrid. All these games will be sell outs. The demand is huge. Factor in the impact of Taylor Swift's romance with Travis Kelce and millions of people who previously weren't interested in American Football now are. Global exposure brings in more revenue and allows the game to continue to grow and draw in bigger audiences.
I have been to NFL games at Wembley. The best thing was the cheerleaders of the Dallas cowboys viewed through binoculars.
I turned on this years Super Bowl right at the death. They have no idea how to present a trophy.
 
I have been to NFL games at Wembley. The best thing was the cheerleaders of the Dallas cowboys viewed through binoculars.
I turned on this years Super Bowl right at the death. They have no idea how to present a trophy.
Just for you
 
People putting rear fog lights on when seeing a little fog. Dazzling the hell out of me for no reason
bad but nowhere near as bad as twats who park on the side of the road with headlights on full beam - there are LOADS of them. Stopped round the corner from where I live the other day and told one bloke to turn them off. Was a street with cars parked both sides making it narrow but I literally ouldn't see a bloody thing beyond his car. He looked at me like I was daft

Parked up? Turn your fucking headlights off! Not that hard to remember is it???
 
Acted giving-birth scenes in programmes and films. Never seen one that didn’t look obviously fake.

Also in films - when men cry and they dribble from their mouth and nose to make it look like they’re really crying. What the fuck’s that about?
 
Yanks slowly but surely taking a grip on western civilization, currently all the MSN outlets are full of superbowl and trump stories, ten years ago I would have said who gives a flying fuck about the Superbowl, yet now we have growing numbers of supposed grown men rumbling on about a sport they have never seen live or played, all of em need their hard drives checking if you ask me
All that Kaney East shite last week. Who the fuck from this country really cares what he’s had to say? Some Septic nobody everyone was saying ‘ooh did you see what Kanye West was saying last night on Twitter?’.

I’d be more interested in them telling me what happened in their dream.

‘Ooh, Trump…’

I don’t care!

Super Bowl? A sport where the ball is in play for just 10% of the game? Fucking sling it, boring as fuck!

Daft Yankers
 
Double parking outside a shop. Rural Ireland is notorious for it. "It's alright, I'll only be a minute". The Police? Be serious. Also, people at petrol stations who get their fuel, then disappear into the shop for 10-15 minutes, blocking up a pump, and possibly blocking the way out for other customers. You shouldn't have to reverse out to get out of the forecourt.
 

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