Stupid little things that bug you

[give it to gordon]

People who talk loudly and dominate conversations, never give someone else a chance.
Noisy annoying twats.

You met my ex ?

 

[bluemcr]

When people say something is "Boujee" Get to fuck!

 

[Blue Mist]

The new bee buses anouncents on certain routes the 216, 219 , 203 etc

it is the two sixteen not 2-1-6
two nineteen not 2-1-9
and 203 not two zero three


petty like but really vexes me for some reason

Nah I'm sorry but that's weird. Growing up in Flixton/Urmston it was always the 2-5-3.
No one ever, ever said the 2 fifty three.

Mind you, I remember it bring called the 3

 

[urban genie]

Nah I'm sorry but that's weird. Growing up in Flixton/Urmston it was always the 2-5-3.
No one ever, ever said the 2 fifty three.

Mind you, I remember it bring called the 3

2-5-3 sounds right like 2-0-3

2-1-9 doesn't

 

[KS55]

As a kid I always caught the 1 oh 1 or the 1 oh 3 down the Parkway.

 

[Silva Citizen]

As a kid I always caught the 1 oh 1 or the 1 oh 3 down the Parkway.

Always the 101 to Greenbrow Parade in Newall Green for me.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

People in social media forums, comments pages who start their sentence with "as an arsenal fan..." "as a liverpool fan I have to say...." "as a utd fan...."

Lying twats

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

As a City fan I have to agree with you

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

This trend now where people are getting AI to make a doll out of them with accessories.

 

[Cellarite]

Nah I'm sorry but that's weird. Growing up in Flixton/Urmston it was always the 2-5-3.
No one ever, ever said the 2 fifty three.

Mind you, I remember it bring called the 3

"What bus are you getting home Kev?"

"Either the 64 or the 66 Nanna."

"Why don't you get the 554? It comes at quarter to and quarter past the hour."

"Nanna, we're had this conversation at least once a week for the past decade. Just because you know the bus timetable, it doesn't mean the 554 goes anywhere near my house."

 

[richardtheref]

My wife will insist that she will watch a drama film/series with me. Usually about 45 minutes in she will say that she can't follow what is going on. This couldn't possibly be down to the fact that she's constantly on her phone surfing Facebook, x , etc

 

[Barcon]

Cuban passport control. Jesus christ man. Giddy the fuck up, you lazy twats.

 

[Bri1975]

The term "twice removed" when describing how two people are related , I have no idea what it means and what is being removed ?

 

[Bri1975]

My missus , no matter what time I get up 5 mins later she's down bloody talking to me !
Got up at 4:30 few days ago to go for a walk, she text me 5 mins later to ask if she could join me

 

[mancboy]

My missus , no matter what time I get up 5 mins later she's down bloody talking to me !
Got up at 4:30 few days ago to go for a walk, she text me 5 mins later to ask if she could join me

at least she asks lol, my missus gets up to tell me that ive woke her up by getting up, im like fecking go back to sleep then

 

[SWPISHOME]

You met my ex ?

I think he's on about my missus

 

[SWPISHOME]

My missus , no matter what time I get up 5 mins later she's down bloody talking to me !
Got up at 4:30 few days ago to go for a walk, she text me 5 mins later to ask if she could join me

Are we in a relationship with the same woman?

Not about going for a walk, But the talking part you've hit the nail on the head...I could get up at 3am and I'm 100% sure she would either get up and sit beside me talking OR text me asking me to make her a cup of fucking tea...

I ain't a morning person, I need to get up and just have alone time before I start talking, She opens her eyes and becomes crazy frog

 

[Blue Mist]

I get up, sort the dog out then do my breakfast. It's my quiet time whilst she stays in bed........... as soon as take a spoonful of cereal and put Bluemoon on she's at the door talking to me !
She then gets narked if I don't discuss something really important that's troubling her, like should she buy Blueberries as they are so dear.

 

[give it to gordon]

It's our 6th wedding anniversary today so I looked on Google as to what the 6th is. Google said Iron. Missus has the right hump now

 

[Newman Noggs]

Are we in a relationship with the same woman?

Not about going for a walk, But the talking part you've hit the nail on the head...I could get up at 3am and I'm 100% sure she would either get up and sit beside me talking OR text me asking me to make her a cup of fucking tea...

I ain't a morning person, I need to get up and just have alone time before I start talking, She opens her eyes and becomes crazy frog

As soon as my Mrs wakes up at 6, she feeds the dog and brings me a cup of tea, God bless her. But then she climbs back into bed and starts telling me last night's dream. In every detail. It goes on nonstop for about ten minutes, after which she asks me what I think it means, to which I reply "not the vaguest" and hunker down.