Stupid little things that bug you

[give it to gordon]

Touching other people.

We have yearly first aid training and I hate having to bandage work colleagues or put the them in the recovery position. It's not natural to touch work colleagues like this.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Adults putting Halloween costumes on and going out on the town.

Fucking wet wipes.

 

[give it to gordon]

Why is it the mans job to go around the house resetting the clocks ? Isn't putting the bins out once aweek enough ?

 

[mexico1970]

Touching other people.

We have yearly first aid training and I hate having to bandage work colleagues or put the them in the recovery position. It's not natural to touch work colleagues like this.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Customer satisfaction surveys, esp the ones which appear on your phone.

 

[Donmcfc]

When players score and they run to the crowd and cup their ears. What’s that for? “I can’t hear you cheering my name?” Or, “look, big head me, I’ve scored”. I can’t stand it. Also, when players score and turn their back on the crowd and point to their name on the short or tug their shirt by the top of each corner so their name stands out. Again, big heads. Football is a team game. As important as it is to score a goal it’s as important the defender or goalkeeper who just saved a certain goal.

That twat Garnacho who sits on the wall with his back to the crowd when he scores. What an arsehole.

 

[Donmcfc]

Leafblowers! Get a rake ffs.

Leafblowers who blow the leaves out of their garden onto the road. The trees are in your garden. They're your responsibility. Selfish antisocial twats.
I would love to see the council workers blow the leaves back into their garden.

 

[normskih]

Or the one's constantly waving their arms at the crowd to cheer,you play better mate and we'll make some noise!

That’s another thing that gets right on my nerves.

 

[Bettys Bell]

Andy Hinchcliffe.

 

[jimharri]

Pre match threads
Match threads
Post match threads.

 

[richardtheref]

Why is it the mans job to go around the house resetting the clocks ? Isn't putting the bins out once aweek enough ?

My son and his then girlfriend used to live with us. She was a bit dim and once offered to stay up until 2am to change the clocks for us

 

[55yr old teenager]

My son and his then girlfriend used to live with us. She was a bit dim and once offered to stay up until 2am to change the clocks for us

That made me lol.

 

[Bri1975]

Picking your car up from the garage and they feel the need to pull your handbrake up so it's nearly vertical.

 

[KS55]

Eating poached eggs on toast for breakfast at 4am on the morning the clocks have just gone back.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Pre match threads
Match threads
Post match threads.

Nah....they,re much better than ' Off Topic ' most weekends.

 

[Cellarite]

My sister leaving my house after visiting from Wales for the weekend. Decides to start getting her 3 little kids rounded up as Villa and City are walking out of the tunnel. Then proceeds to take 15 minutes to get them in the car and drive off. I'm stood on the doorstep waiting to wave them off. Five minutes after leaving the house, two of them are still not in the car. Then they're all in and the engine is running. Then my sister is back out of the car and the boot is open. Then she's back in the car with the engine running but takes 3 minutes to actually move the car. Then she turns round at the end of my cul-de-sac and on her way back - doesn't actually wave. Next time, if she leaves just as City are starting, I'm staying on my couch.

 

[KS55]

My sister leaving my house after visiting from Wales for the weekend. Decides to start getting her 3 little kids rounded up as Villa and City are walking out of the tunnel. Then proceeds to take 15 minutes to get them in the car and drive off. I'm stood on the doorstep waiting to wave them off. Five minutes after leaving the house, two of them are still not in the car. Then they're all in and the engine is running. Then my sister is back out of the car and the boot is open. Then she's back in the car with the engine running but takes 3 minutes to actually move the car. Then she turns round at the end of my cul-de-sac and on her way back - doesn't actually wave. Next time, if she leaves just as City are starting, I'm staying on my couch.

So we are going out to dinner en famille. Son and partner here for drinks. Taxi arrives at due hour. Mrs KS nips upstairs for a pee. Seven mins later, no sign of her…..she noticed the bath could do with a clean. Jeez.

 

[Cellarite]

So we are going out to dinner en famille. Son and partner here for drinks. Taxi arrives at due hour. Mrs KS nips upstairs for a pee. Seven mins later, no sign of her…..she noticed the bath could do with a clean. Jeez.

What on earth is wrong with them? It's like a real life version of Trigger Happy TV or something. They must wonder to themselves "What can I do to really piss him off next?".

 

[mexico1970]

So we are going out to dinner en famille. Son and partner here for drinks. Taxi arrives at due hour. Mrs KS nips upstairs for a pee. Seven mins later, no sign of her…..she noticed the bath could do with a clean. Jeez.

I forgot how many times I have been told we are going out a a certain time and am waiting by the door only for her indoors to be nowhere near at the set time, if I remind her she claims that I am "Rushing" her.

It was pissing down in town when we just started shopping so we ducked into the supermarket to get out of the rain, when we just got through the foyer part she met a friend (A friend she sees all the time) and she just stands there and starts yapping.

I leave the building and get the bus straight home, just got through the front door and she rings to ask where I am, it took her 20 mins to notice :)

Another is when she is on the phone there is no contact, the house can be on fire but she's on a phone call. When I'm on the phone it's the time in the day she HAS to talk to me.

 

[bennyboy]

The poppy police season under way.