Joke thread

[Oxhey foxy]

People talking about protecting the Straits of Hormuz. What about the gays of Hormuz??

 

[johnny crossan]

 

[Vienna_70]

Well. Well. Well.

Three holes in the ground.

 

[blue44]

 

[Sam101]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Mr Fraser]

 

[ancoats]

 

[Sam101]

Today, I shocked the hell out of the postman by opening the door completely naked.




I’m not sure what surprised him most: my nudity, or the fact that I know where he lives.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[blue44]

 

[chris63]

Rest in peace boiling water.

You will be mist.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Manchester Police are on the hunt for a drag queen who robbed a local store.

They say he's a local man with a Wigan address.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[bladdered]

 

[Blue Llama]

The may referred to in that saying is mayflower, from the hawthorn bush, which as it name suggests, usually flowers in early May.

But I think it’s going to be out earlier than that this year, at least here on the wrong side of the Pennines

I don't get it.

 

[mosssideblue]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Manchester Police are on the hunt for a drag queen who robbed a local store.

They say he's a local man with a Wigan address.

A keen motor sports driver once went to Santa Pod for a weekend's drag racing.

He came second to a screamer called "Gloria "