Tea

[stony]

Well as you are a **** as an adult, its no stretch to think of you as a **** as a child.

Spoon into the side of the mug I thought was the standard tekkers for getting extra strength into the brew, your old man with his special needs brew making tekkers.

He was just a tight fisted fucker and wanted the most for his money. Spoon into the side of the mug can create another more serious problem, bubbles in your brew. I cannot and will not drink a cup of tea with bubbles in it. Horrible floaty fucking things than look like someone has gobbed in it. I always scoop them out with a spoon before drinking.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I only do that when the bottom is full of bits of soggy chocolate chip cookies.

You'll mix any old shite with anything you, you filthy ****. Reminds me of a Romanian lad I lived with in my first year at Uni, he used to dunk his toast in his brew, gypsy ways.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

He was just a tight fisted fucker and wanted the most for his money. Spoon into the side of the mug can create another more serious problem, bubbles in your brew. I cannot and will not drink a cup of tea with bubbles in it. Horrible floaty fucking things than look like someone has gobbed in it. I always scoop them out with a spoon before drinking.

Do you have a separate bubble spoon for this??

 

[stony]

If you use the crumb filled butter to butter your next piece of toast you get more toast. Not fucking rocket appliance is it?
Jam is for cunts.

And if you're using it make mashed potato you get manky toast crumbs in your mash.

 

[stony]

Do you have a separate bubble spoon for this??

Fuck off, I'm a one spoon man. I even leave it on the work top so I can use it again without dirtying another one. I bet this place is full of two spoon cunts.

 

[super_city_si]

Caught my wife trying to make two cups with one bag Once. Couldnt Adam 'n believe it.

 

[Barcon]

And if you're using it make mashed potato you get manky toast crumbs in your mash.

Don't be ridiculous. All the scabby bits stay in the same place. They have their own area within the butter zone.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Caught my wife trying to make two cups with one bag Once. Couldnt Adam 'n believe it.

And when did she get the divorce papers??

 

[stony]

Don't be ridiculous. All the scabby bits stay in the same place. They have their own area within the butter zone.

You have zones in your butter? Just how fucking big are the tubs of butter you buy?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Don't be ridiculous. All the scabby bits stay in the same place. They have their own area within the butter zone.

You have a shitty corner of your butter?? Dirty bag o milk ****.

 

[stony]

Caught my wife trying to make two cups with one bag Once. Couldnt Adam 'n believe it.

No judge in the world would have convicted you of battery.

 

[Barcon]

You have a shitty corner of your butter?? Dirty bag o milk ****.

Fuck off you straight from the udder, covered in cow shit, non filtered, bottle of sterra drinking whippet fucker.

 

[super_city_si]

Haha my old man used to dunk everything in his tea. Sausage butties, toast, biscuits anything. His brew had all manner of smeg floating in it.

You'll mix any old shite with anything you, you filthy ****. Reminds me of a Romanian lad I lived with in my first year at Uni, he used to dunk his toast in his brew, gypsy ways.

 

[stony]

Fuck off you straight from the udder, covered in cow shit, non filtered, bottle of sterra drinking whippet fucker.

We should start a go fund page to buy PLLK a carton of filtered milk for Christmas.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Fuck off you straight from the udder, covered in cow shit, non filtered, bottle of sterra drinking whippet fucker.

Sterra, you are taking the piss with that, wouldnt touch the stuff, any sort of UHT milk would be fucked off immediately.

 

[super_city_si]

We should start a go fund page to buy PLLK a carton of filtered milk for Christmas.

What's filtered out if it?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

We should start a go fund page to buy PLLK a carton of filtered milk for Christmas.

I had some Cravendale the other day, tasted like milk, I thought what sort of **** pays an extra 50% on the price for this, flash cunts.

 

[Barcon]

We should start a go fund page to buy PLLK a carton of filtered milk for Christmas.

Get me his address and I'll send him 3 bags of Homo.

 

[stony]

What's filtered out if it?

Bacteria. It lasts longer once it's opened and tastes far nicer than normal milk. You don't notice it in brews, but you do if you drink it or put it on cereal. I often drink a pint of milk, but after tasting filtered milk I couldn't go back to the other stuff.

 

[Barcon]

What's filtered out if it?

Cow shit and Bull spunk that's dripped out of their arse for a start.