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Indiana Jones? <a class="postlink" href="http://youtu.be/g3ythpzsu18" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://youtu.be/g3ythpzsu18</a>

Craft a false top for the inside of your bin so when someone else opens it up, it appears to be full.

Stick a note on your bin politely asking 'whoever' to stop doing it. In the meantime ring the council to ask if padlocking your bin is a felony. I suspect it isn't.

Padlock the bin. Take the lock off on collection day.

Samosas. Played footer tonight and by the time I got in it was a bit late to be cooking anything substantial.

Tales Of Times Square People Who Eat Darkness Billy

Re: What's the difference between Diet Coke & Coke Zero? Does Diet have 'less' sugar and Zero have none?

Moaning about the footer being on 'again', despite watching the fucking soaps(!) on a different tv in a different room!

Radio this morn came out with 'the biggest story in football this week........Luis Suarez!'

Back home where it belongs?? The arrogance of some fans! It appears to be a god given right!

Be gracious in defeat. Be the better man/woman and remember it'll be a damp squib compared to last year.

I think there was a guy on who thought he had a problem with his sphincter, cos he always had shit round his arse. Turned out he just wasn't wiping properly!

No problem. 2-0 City.

Ashley Cole Avatar Salad

To the right they are ok. Pleasant. They have a couple of teenage ladswho can occasionally be rowdy with their mates but nothing major. To the left I have new neighbours who moved in yesterday. Spoke briefly and they seem very pleasant. To the left them is a decent bloke whose son knocks about...

It isn't very neighbourly but if he's not considered your parking situation then he's probably a ****. Ask him nicely, it should only take once if he's reasonable. If it doesn't work, smear dog shit on his door handle

Takeout night. Sweet and sour chicken balls Chicken fried rice Chicken curry Chips. And I might get a couple of beers out of the huge fridge that is my garage.

Steak Pie and chips

Beef Burritos 600g steak mince Chilli paste/sauce dunno what brand. Oxo cube Pinch of garlic and black pepper Serve with beef rice, grated cheese (and leaves if you like). I have a spitful of hot chilli sauce on mine too

Gay footballers can still be gay and be themselves without the need to shout 'I'm gay!', surely? Why does it need a big fanfare. I'm not saying I'm against people being gay, either. All this 'coming out' malarkey screams of attention seeking and wanting to be liked. If your gay, fine. Who cares...