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2.25 oh this is us 3.00 youre hired 3.40 frankly darling 4.15 cloak of spirits 4.55 highland chief 5.35 muntadab good luck

Just ironed my shirt and off. Early bird catches the worm. Or a crisp £10. Been ringing mates all night. Some didn't pickup. Lazy bastards after saying book me in...don't forget me

Some people like to wank to Lionel Richie lyrics

Thought nonce saville was dead

Back to the future was shite after the second.

Kiss dry bum avoid

Bryant & May

Remote control drone from China seeing if anyone's alive ready for the invasion

Ask santa for one

Getting into reach round territory

Didn't they invent Donnie trump

Use your other hand

More than 3 shakes is a wank

Can't run out of chips again surely

Cheaper "beer" in ground

Falling asleep on a train?

A goldfish. Conniving carnie cockwombles

Prince Charming

Tight fisted with a miserable ending.....oh Yorkshire BÀNK

Does it involve using a mouse cause I don't want to get shithouse finger or whatever its called