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To be fair they want people to tune in, so he's not going to say "City are through and it's a dead rubber"

Do a Ranolph Fiens. Go to your shed and remove the offending object yourself with an implement out of your tool box

Has she been signed to replace the stupid woman who posted a pic on Twitter wearing a rag shirt In our changing room! Where has that thread gone?

I thought it was Zidane

If you own a Fiat or an Alfa, ensure it is locked in your garage that night

Jay, you think they will apologise when they've printed the article on the back page!

The Nynex!!

Or compromise Red and black stripes Maroon

Re: Bill Roache, 81, statement page 15 It's the new PPI

Re: Bill Roache, 81, statement page 15 Deirdre wasn't quite as fortunate and she WAS innocent

There is a huge issue with KP in that he does whatever he wants and will not abide by his Captain's instructions, which in turn does nothing for team morale Alastair Cook is not a strong enough person to control KP, so one of them had to go and it's no surprise it is Pietersen

To steal a David Coleman blooper He opens his legs and shows his class

Probably because other players have been first choice when it's come to the crunch/big games As for VK giving Nastasic a right old bollocking, it was the right thing to do

I hope you wiped that work surface down before prepping lunch

All those years on Robben Island paid off

Best two articles on Top Gear were "Russian cars" and the "Toyota pick up truck" when they tried to destroy it. The Toyota article is in three parts on You Tube

For the last five years me and my mates have gone to the Alicante region for a long weekend at the start of October and the weather is always great If you want to ensure you don't miss a league match, check the FA website as there's always an international match played the second week of October...

Sounds more like a summer's day in Rhyl

I'm Daisy and so is my Wife