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    Missing a trick?

    Yes mate. I think it was held at OT cricket club
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    Door locks

    No but my dad is.
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    Door locks

    Thank you. £1 please. Paypal is accepted.
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    Door locks

    It could be a bit stiff if the lock thingy isnt going into the hole thingy proper on the door frame.
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    Missing a trick?

    anyone remember the cricket matches between city and utd in the 60' 70's usually held in july.
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    Soylent

    Can you put it on a muffin?
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    Is it too warm tonight?

    I suppose it depends on what temperature you are comfortable with.If for instance 18c is your ideal then 19c + would be too warm. On the other hand if your happy with 24c then 18c would be way too cold and above 24c warm. Do you have any more details Pamela so we could make a decision.
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    Job interviews - extracting the Michael

    I put my name down for a job on the m60 motorway construction. After a couple of weeks i got a call from an irish guy and he invited me in for an interview. I got all togged up, it took 45 minutes to walk there as i had no bus fare and it was pissing down. I got to the cabin and the guys exact...
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    King Juan Carlos abdicates

    I wouldn't like to be a dyslexic Spanish headline writer tomorrow.
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    Not Spotify...the other 1.

    I think my mate was listening to it the other day but when i asked what it was he said it was some **** from preston. Anyone seen my coat?
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    Name That Tunnel

    correct.shaldon devon. it takes you to the back beach.
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    The Town Bike

    There are some odd people about these days http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/manure-fetish-sex-offender-david-truscott-sent-465256 A man with sexual fetish for cow manure has been sent back to jail after being caught pleasuring himself in a muckspreader.
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    Name That Tunnel

    No, its a real one
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    Name That Tunnel

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    Who is Your Favourite Ancient Roman?

    clitorious clamidous
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    Nick Clegg

    Leave gordy alone. He's had lots of sleeps since then, mainly in pubs.
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    Romance

    On my first date with my first wife we met in the pub where all my mates were. Near last orders i said lets just me and you go to another pub away from this rabble. I decided to take a short cut only to be confronted by a six foot fence which wasnt there 3 weeks before when i was last in this...
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    Stan collymore

    Rumpole.
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    The Equalizer

    CALLAN and his snitch was called lonely. could explain the smelly bit though, think it was on itv.
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    Average time

    Brace yaself lass or something similar.

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