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Sorry pal. I'm married to a red so its off to bed now to do what my team should have done.

I object to this post how dare you use the term (fans). :)

Things could always be worst, you could be a scum bag swamp supporter then how could you ever hold your head up with sh1t for brains. But thats just my oppinion

Glad to be of service :)

Sod all you doom and gloom merchants. We are playing better football now than we have done for years. There are improvements to be made for sure, and beating the scum would have been sweet. But it will be all the sweeter the next time. FA and top 4 position this season, first next season the...

I wouldn't mind 2nd 3rd or 4th. It would be all the sweeter if were 1 point ahead of the rags

arrh i feel so dirty. I should have read the warning

Don,t get it! But it sounds like you did a bad thing so your sentanced to clean both the car and the road, Not a bad sentance so you will be doing it with your tongue.

Thats better, pass the tissues please. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ssssooorryyyy kkkeey booaarddd bittt wwwooobbbllly attt mmmooo

if your going to do it, do it right. Go round and ask her dad for permission, i did even though i had lived with her, Its makes you look even more of a gent, and wins browny points with the future inlaws.

swop you for big house, flash car and good looking woman that cooks and cleans. Didn't think so :)

same here, goes against the grain to write british. For no other reason than it's exceptable to be proud to be Irish, Scotish or Welsh so why can i not be proud to be English?

MORE MORE !!

Brill, wife didn't think so, o well some of the people some of the time

Two women on thier way homefrom a night out stop in a grave yard for a piss, one wipes with her knickers the other uses a wreath. Thier husbands meet up next day in the pub, one says "I'd better watch my wife she came home with out her knickers last night". The other replies "thats nothing...

Started watching my wedding video on rewind. Its fu@king brilliant..... I take the ring off her finger, walk out of the church, jump in the car and f@ck off.

Two rags are trying to estimate the hieght of a flag pole a city fan walks past and they explain thier problem. "That simple" he says so he unbolts it lays it down and starts to measure it. "Thick ****" one of the rags says we want the hieght not the length!

What starts with a c ends with a t and has u and n in the middle. coconut you dirty b@st@rds.

not even with yours mate, and mines insured!