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We are not only quantitatively the best side there has ever been in English football by breaking almost all important records there are, including literally the objective of a football match in the points record, but also qualitatively the best by the style of football that we play and all this...

Incredible talent who has basically everything at such a young age, just wish he'd stop trodding on the ball in the box!

We literally take the piss out of teams that was incredible

Absolute masterclass

Seems like they're short on centre backs particularly with Mustafi leaving maybe they could be stupid enough to go for mangala if they really want a swap deal.

What the fuckity fucking fuck I'm gone

Just a shame we got to wait a week to watch him play again. I knew he was good but bloody hell I wasn't expecting that.

Fucking again lmao.

This is what happens when you have individual pieces of shitness in defence coupled with a keeper with the arm span of a sausage dog. Get Cabellero in ffs and just pray that Kompany and get and keep fit cause we gave no leaders in defence without him.

What a fucking performance, fucking brilliant. Everybody was insane how the fuck did we do that

Silky Ilkay

He's back. Same Tuesday please Kun

£47m is an absolute bargain. So composed on the ball him and bravo stood out a country mile today in terms of keeping their cool when being pressed. I don't think Otamendi's a bad partner for him but him and Kompany would be excellent together particularly in defending counter attacks due to...

If this is a dream, don't wake me up

I hope he never gets old

Mr Renaissance

Fantastic player. Snapping into tackles all over the place but still was at his best attacking. Completely overshadowed Pogba even though he had to play more defensively than normal (especially in the second half). Would be motm if it wasn't for de bruyne.

Absolutely brilliant. We showed an attacking masterclass in the first half and completely shut them out second half despite being outclassed physically. It's amazing what Pep's done in this little time and it really shows how good of a manager is compared to mourinho going off this game. Kdb...

He's been a great servant to this club and the reception he got today was top drawer and must've been magnificent for him. Absolutely gutted if he is leaving and it's been a pleasure watching him through the years, but I could understand why the decision could be made and if it takes us up a...

Looks like he's finally found the right haircut