Great footballer with a huge offensive skill set, but he can't defend for shit and all his "Portuguese histrionics" won't be missed one iota. Can't fucking stand players who fall over and scream for absolutely no reason, and if we replace him my preference would be for a left back who actually has the ability to win at least one tackle he "goes in for" (loose description as he never really even tried to put a tackle in during his time with us - he just jumped out of them whilst making it look like he was trying to tackle)
Yeah, he was creative in an attacking sense, and yeah, he bagged a worldie for us, but so did Danny-fucking-Mills.
Fuck him and his 13 year old girl mindset, see you later dick'ed!