7 | Joao Cancelo - 2022/23 Performances

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It’s not his ability…it’s him.

He has seen his arse and boy oh boy is he a mard-arse. I said a couple of weeks ago he is done here, I’ve seen nothing to change my mind and I say this as someone who has always backed him more than most on here.
 
Needs loaning out . Been poor for a while but absolutely abject tonight.
 
Been dreadful for months, and plumbed new depths tonight. Christ knows what the issue is, but he looks like a right smacked arse at the moment.
 
We still need him. Clearly our starters should be Ake Lewis/Walker, but they cannot play every game. This is different than Gomez or Phillips (which I don't think have the quality to be in our starting 11 ever). Hopefully he can be at least better
 
He’s played well in about 30% of his games for us.

Probably the best full back in the world when he’s on it but sadly seldom shows up.
 
Time for a new challenge and some year round warm weather. Done his bit. Thanks.
 
He’s in one of his annual horrendous runs of form. I don’t know why it comes as a surprise to anyone every year, because it does happen every year.

Eventually he gets himself out of it and everyone forgets about these runs of form, then get surprised again the next season when he gets into one again.
 
He always does when he isn’t getting picked and playing every match.

Saw his arse so much in the first season that he asked to leave didn’t he? Got a new contract and has been shit for the majority since.

Always looks like he’s about to cry too when he’s done one of his classic fuck-ups. Shit going forward. Even worse defensively. Aside from a few months here and there. I’d cash in personally.
 
There was a moment in the match when he did some fancy turn for no reason and hammered a simple pass at Foden who then miscontrolled the ball.

That sums him up, the epitome of style over substance. It’s no wonder Portugal have fucked him off as a regular starter.
 
It seems constantly shifting starting positions doesn`t do him any favour. Zero confidence.
 
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