9 | Erling Haaland - 2023/24

[City_Sean]

We're just not supplying him at all. Our attacking play is so slow that we have hardly any supply, any time he does make a run we turn around and pass the ball backwards.

 

[langy]

Some of the comments. lol.

I look forward to the same posters’ views when we sell him to Madrid. Selling the most sought after and potent striker in world football.

Clowns.

Can't believe 90% of what I'm reading form is temporary class is permanent he's out of form some right whoppers posting in here

 

[Keeper!]

He’s played a lot of football in the last year.

Maybe he just needs a rest?

Probably true but he aint getting that rest and the same applies to a majority of our players.

Pep for me is going to need to rethink his squad size, ours is far too small for the games our players play for us and their national teams.

 

[Disco Danger]

Can't believe 90% of what I'm reading form is temporary class is permanent he's out of form some right whoppers posting in here

He’s got no class that’s the problem. He’s a flat track bully who scores easy on a plate goals or not at all while also doing absolutely nothing else for the team

The Ederson hating barmpots had to migrate to another player’s thread.

Unbelievably to this one.

Could we get Paul Dickov to unretire? He’d work harder.

Or even just start the Argentinian World Cup winning #9 who can score goals out of nowhere from all kinds of ranges and angles as well as brining other players into the game, the focal point.

 

[ninjamonkey]

Or even just start the Argentinian World Cup winning #9 who can score goals out of nowhere from all kinds of ranges and angles as well as brining other players into the game, the focal point.

So you want to take a player who can bring other players into play, score from all ranges and angles and out of nowhere and limit his involvement in the game so that hes nit able to do any of that? Makes perfect sense.

It's genuinely mental at this point how some people still don't understand pep asks for very specific things from players. He says it practically everytime haaland is mentioned to him, he doesn't want haaland heavily involved outside of the box.

 

[Half time draw tickets]

He’s got no class that’s the problem. He’s a flat track bully who scores easy on a plate goals or not at all while also doing absolutely nothing else for the team

Nurse, nurse he’s out of bed again

 

[Sibierskii]

I don't see why he'd sign a new contract, and i don't see his entourage being all over it either

sadly

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Nurse, nurse he’s out of bed again

Unbelievable.
He's not playing well.
But we really aren't helping him.
He will come good.
He's too good not to

 

[mosssideblue]

Some taking a loss to the arse quite badly

 

[threespires]

I suspect this threads wpp* ratio higher than any other threads at the moment, I estimate it at about 0.48

(* Wums per post)