A song for Erling...

[Mr Invisible]

City's striker's fuckin huge,
He came from Norway on a luge,
His Dad's a Blue and so is he,
Erling Haaland loves City.

Ohh Erling Haaland is a Blue, is a Blue, is a Blue.
Erling Haaland is a Blue, he loves City.

 

[Legal Alien]

To the "Immigration song", by Led Zepplin

He comes from the land of the ice and snow
To the land of blue to score goals

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland

With one shot, he shots and scores
Another goal and 20 more

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland

I stole a couple of your lines cos they fit this tune nicely.

This only works if he gets the number 9 shirt though.

To the tune of "When Johnny comes marching home"

We went and signed Alfie's lad (Erling, Erling)
He looks like him but he's twice the size (Erling, Erling)
He came from a land of ice and snow,
To a land of blue to score the goals,
Erling Haaland City's number 9.

 

[Lost in space]

To the tune of Love will tear us apart.
Erlingggg
Every centre half's, shit scared.

I'll get me coat

 

[Lost in space]

For every game versus the vermin
He's just a cheap Darwin Nunez

 

[Mutineer]

First post. Possibly my last…
To replace chorus of the Killers Mr Brightside

Jealousy, cause he’s coming to City
Laughing at you hopes and fears, drinking in your salty tears
Cheaper than most prices paid, destiny was calling him
Open up your eyes and and sing
He’s Erling Haaland

 

[Chris in London]

Haaland!
Haaland!
The best in the land and all the world

 

[warpig]

how about duh-duh-du-duh-erringhaaland.? to the Martin petrov song. it’s a complex one granted, but it may take off.

 

[Armitage]

A reworking of his Dortmund song (A Dschingis Khan classic)

Haaland, Haaland, Welcome to the Etihad,
He’s a blue just like his Dad,
Ha ha ha Haaland

Haaland Haaland, like the goat who came before,
Feed Erling and he will score,
Ha ha ha Haaland,

Haaland, Haaland he’s Norwegian & a blue,
Loves Man City, Hates Man U,
Ha ha ha Haaland

 

[franksinatra]

Why is this being debated?

It has to be the Kolo/Yaya Toure song.

Easy, fun everyone gets involved and a proper iconic chant connected to the club for our most high profile signing

 

[Ribble73]

To the "Immigration song", by Led Zepplin

He comes from the land of the ice and snow
To the land of blue to score goals

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland

With one shot, he shots and scores
Another goal and 20 more

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland

Love it -would love this to catch on.
Trouble is a many of the younger active Bods at the Etihad have never even heard of Led Zep!