A song for Erling...

[Jonesyctid]

Yaya/Kolo tune

Erling...
Erling, Erling,
Erling, Erling,
Has come to play with Sterling

:D

Alfie alfie haaland
Erling
Erling Erling
Erling Erling
Erling Erling haaland

 

[Jonesyctid]

Alfie alfie haaland
Erling
Erling erling
Erling erling
Erling erling haaland

 

[Ed68]

I never come on here anymore but this has been going round my head since I made it up at the weekend.

I know it won’t take off but am dumping on here anyway.

To the old KLF Justified and Ancient tune:

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland
We all stand for Erling Haaland

He’s a 6 foot 5 Nordic Meat Shield
He comes from a Scandi land
He’s a 6 foot 5 Nordic Meat Shield
We hope you understand
Why we all stand for Erling Haaland

We called him up in the Bundesliga
We said Erling, come for the fans
You might not like what he’s gonna do
But you’re never gonna stop him cos he’s coming through

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland
We all stand for Erling Haaland

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

I never come on here anymore but this has been going round my head since I made it up at the weekend.

I know it won’t take off but am dumping on here anyway.

To the old KLF Justified and Ancient tune:

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland
We all stand for Erling Haaland

He’s a 6 foot 5 Nordic Meat Shield
He comes from a Scandi land
He’s a 6 foot 5 Nordic Meat Shield
We hope you understand
Why we all stand for Erling Haaland

We called him up in the Bundesliga
We said Erling, come for the fans
You might not like what he’s gonna do
But you’re never gonna stop him cos he’s coming through

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland
We all stand for Erling Haaland

Gets my vote.
It also references Gundog and his Ice cream van as well as the line “Bring the beast“ back in a shout out to Negredo.

 

[Magicpole]

Reading these, I am feeling like I’m in a room with all those monkeys trying to type out the complete works of William Shakespeare.

The early days.

 

[Magicpole]

I never come on here anymore but this has been going round my head since I made it up at the weekend.

I know it won’t take off but am dumping on here anyway.

To the old KLF Justified and Ancient tune:

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland
We all stand for Erling Haaland

He’s a 6 foot 5 Nordic Meat Shield
He comes from a Scandi land
He’s a 6 foot 5 Nordic Meat Shield
We hope you understand
Why we all stand for Erling Haaland

We called him up in the Bundesliga
We said Erling, come for the fans
You might not like what he’s gonna do
But you’re never gonna stop him cos he’s coming through

Erling Haaland
Erling Haaland
We all stand for Erling Haaland

6’5 Nordic Meat Shield, sounds like a giant Scandinavian Condom.

It’s better you here that sooner rather than later.

 

[Ed68]

6’5 Nordic Meat Shield, sounds like a giant Scandinavian Condom.

It’s better you here that sooner rather than later.

Fair point but I’m guessing you know the Nordic Meat Shield reference?

Plus 6 foot 5 rhymes with Justified. I don’t know his actual height but know he’s tall.

 

[Kinkybyname]

isn't he an Abba fan?

you know the tune...

You were flying through the air that night, the Rags were shite, Haaland-oh
You were scoring there like Bell and Lee, and Summerbee, Haaland-oh
Though we never thought that we would lose
There's no regret
Can you do the same again,
At the Stretford End, Haaland-oh

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/man-city-haaland-abba-fan-27210433

 

[cheds]

Keep it simple

Der Der Der Der Erling Haaland

 

[train man]

Keep it simple

Der Der Der Der Earling Haaland

It's Erling cheds, but I like it, and dancing involved too!! Deffo need plenty in pub beforehand...

On which subject, anyone who replies 'you are aldridgestain and I claim my fiver' can fuck right off!

 

[Cheer Up Peter Reid]

isn't he an Abba fan?

How about something to Mamma Mia....

Earling Haaland
He's a City fan
My my
Alfie was a blue boy too

 

[Pollocksheader]

Burn this thread

 

[Bluesince1979]

Burn this thread

Hanging ismt it

 

[coos]

Some of the lines and ideas in these chants are quite good, I just hope to high heaven that nothing regarding "winning the Champions League" ends up catching on. Can you imagine what a bunch of fucking mugs we'll look like singing that shit if we don't end up actually winning it in the next 2 or 3 years?

 

[Pollocks OG]

Guarenteed not a single chant in this thread will ever get sang for a single second at any City game. Ever.

 

[BlueMonkey79]

Depeche mode

Just can't get enough


"He comes from Norway and he's gonna win the league"

I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough.

"His dad's called Alfie and he fucking hates Roy Keane"

I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough.

He plays for City and we're falling in love, cos I just can't seem to get enough of....

Do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do

ERLING HAALAND!!!!!!!

 

[Originals]

Aslong as none of the songs include his dad then we're good to go. Not like his Dads a legend at the club

 

[jamielowndes]

Aslong as none of the songs include his dad then we're good to go. Not like his Dads a legend at the club

This. His dad's biggest contribution to City history is having a son.

 

[Woody135]

Aslong as none of the songs include his dad then we're good to go. Not like his Dads a legend at the club

This. His dad's biggest contribution to City history is having a son.

Funny but as a principle “legends” arent just those that are here in the good times. That team of 98-04 was my first memory of city and they went through it with us. A player doesnt need to win the league to be fondly remembered. They just have to have commitment, do the best they can in the era they are playing and respect the club. Alfie did that and more

 

[DJ_Markstar]

Would you guys mind sending young Erling on loan for a spell for some much needed experience