A song for Erling...

Benzino said:
I think I’ve cracked it lads.

To the tune of ‘just can’t get enough’.

Oh Erling Haaland
A True Blue, born and bread
You send me off me head
You send me off me head

Oh Erling Haaland
At scoring your the best
With your feet or with your head
With your feet or with your head

And when you score do your yoga pose
Coz I just can't seem to get enough oh

Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du
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Celtic had their own version years back.
Annoying as fuck.
 
The Jam Eton Rifles

Hello hooray
What a nice day
It's Erling Haaland, Erling Haarland.
Hello hooray he's scored again
It's Erling Haaland, Erling
 
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Right going to give it a shot, probably need to try a bit harder.

Fugees ready or not =



Ready or not!

Haalands here!

You can't hide!

He's going to desstrooooy you! = Three points for city!

. . . . . Repeat
 
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with his long blonde hair and eyes of blue erling haaland is hunting you to bowie's sorrow i'm sure someone can finnish it off
 
UB40 Food for Thought (Ivory Madonna)

Alvarez and Haaland
Scoring all the goals
Taking us to Wembley
Then onto Istanbul
 
Got to be Human by the killers, this guy isn’t, probably a bit long winded if you do more than the chorus but I’ve given it a go…..

I did my best to notice
If the ball had crossed the line
He made the rags surrender
Erling Haalannd, one of a kind
And sometimes I get nervous
When the Viking doesn’t score
Close your eyes
Clear your heart
Give him the ball

Is Erling human
Is he a Viking
His signing vital
His locks are gold
Arteta’s on his knees
Looking for the answer
Is Erling human
He’s scored another goal
 
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