A song for Erling...

Benzino said:
I think I’ve cracked it lads.

To the tune of ‘just can’t get enough’.

Oh Erling Haaland
A True Blue, born and bread
You send me off me head
You send me off me head

Oh Erling Haaland
At scoring your the best
With your feet or with your head
With your feet or with your head

And when you score do your yoga pose
Coz I just can't seem to get enough oh

Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du
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Celtic had their own version years back.
Annoying as fuck.
 
Right going to give it a shot, probably need to try a bit harder.

Fugees ready or not =



Ready or not!

Haalands here!

You can't hide!

He's going to desstrooooy you! = Three points for city!

. . . . . Repeat
 
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with his long blonde hair and eyes of blue erling haaland is hunting you to bowie's sorrow i'm sure someone can finnish it off
 
UB40 Food for Thought (Ivory Madonna)

Alvarez and Haaland
Scoring all the goals
Taking us to Wembley
Then onto Istanbul
 
Got to be Human by the killers, this guy isn’t, probably a bit long winded if you do more than the chorus but I’ve given it a go…..

I did my best to notice
If the ball had crossed the line
He made the rags surrender
Erling Haalannd, one of a kind
And sometimes I get nervous
When the Viking doesn’t score
Close your eyes
Clear your heart
Give him the ball

Is Erling human
Is he a Viking
His signing vital
His locks are gold
Arteta’s on his knees
Looking for the answer
Is Erling human
He’s scored another goal
 
There’s only onnnnnnne Erling Haaland

Onnnnnnne Erling Haaland

He’s big and he’s blue

He’ll score against you

Walking in a Haaland wonderland
 
To Sometimes by James:

Erlings onside and the gap between him and goal grows shorter, grows shorter, he's closing in, hes closing in

On the terrace, there's a young boy leaning against a wall of blue, scarf held high, calling come on Haaland come on Haaland

Haaland, when you look in his eyes, I swear all I see are goals

Haaland, when you look in his eyes, I swear all i see are goals
 
ercbkippax said:
This is fucking great!

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I’m on that video!

We were singing that for about fifteen minutes on Sunday evening.

Great chant. Very different to nearly all our new chants over recent years (some of which are good, some of which are bobbins but all of which are very much the same pace), as it’s a nice slow one for once.
 
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To the Ballotelli theme

Oh Erling Haaland he's big and blue
Wears silk pyjamas and Jackie he loves you
He's gonna score a goal
Or maybe he'll score two
Or three
Or four
Or score a hundred more

Repeat
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
I’m on that video!

We were singing that for about fifteen minutes on Sunday evening.

Great chant. Very different to nearly all our new chants over recent years (some of which are good, some of which are bobbins but all of which are very much the same pace), as it’s a nice slow one for once.
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It’s brilliant, fingers crossed this is the one that takes off!
 
Depeche mode I just can't get enough.

He's City's number 9....He keeps on scoring goals, he keeps on scoring goals, he keeps on scoring goals.

He plays for the boys in blue and I just can't seem to get enough off.... du du du du du

Erling Haaland....

Du du du du du du

Erling Haaland....
 
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