Autoeroticasphyxiation

[Didsbury Dave]

I had a go at this once many years ago,in my late teens when I was at a bit of a low ebb!

Now, I consider myself to be a bit of a sexual buccaneer and have done many things to get a cheep thrill in mi nether regions but when I tried this I was so worried that I might go too far that I ended up not going far enough! It wer rubbish!!

The thought of what my mother would have thought of me if I had died still makes me shudder,I was wearing her riding boots at the time too!!!!

I guessed you might come forward on this thread, Wheeltrim. Cheers for the honest account.

Were the riding boots part of the strangle wank or were they a sort of optional extra?

 

[1_barry_conlon]

I had a go at this once many years ago,in my late teens when I was at a bit of a low ebb!

Now, I consider myself to be a bit of a sexual buccaneer and have done many things to get a cheep thrill in mi nether regions but when I tried this I was so worried that I might go too far that I ended up not going far enough! It wer rubbish!!

The thought of what my mother would have thought of me if I had died still makes me shudder,I was wearing her riding boots at the time too!!!!

I guessed you might come forward on this thread, Wheeltrim. Cheers for the honest account.

Were the riding boots part of the strangle wank or were they a sort of optional extra?

DD, did you ever watch the league of gentlemen? Trust me there is a reason i'm asking this...

 

[m27]

I wouldn't advise it....not after last time...

Smashing one out whilst having a Kwik Save bag over your head isn't the future!!

Well how could it be? Harrods or Waitrose bag surely a must.

As I put on the other thread, it's not where the bag's from it's the quality of it. If you use a Bag for Life then it becomes a 'posh strangle wank'.

Don't die with a Bag for Life on your head though. The irony would just be too much.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

I guessed you might come forward on this thread, Wheeltrim. Cheers for the honest account.

Were the riding boots part of the strangle wank or were they a sort of optional extra?

DD, did you ever watch the league of gentlemen? Trust me there is a reason i'm asking this...

Never ever. Never even seen it.

 

[1_barry_conlon]

I wondered this too. I thought the orange went in the mouth.

m27 in the other thread claimed it went up the jacksi.

I claimed nothing of the sort Dave! I was merely enquiring as I was as confused as you are.

I have to say this thread has been an eye opener (no pun intended). Is there a whole 'strangle wank' internet community out there where tips are given and advice swopped?

If I'm not on here for a few days don't worry, I'll just be talking to my new mates on Strangle-Wank_Fans.Net., officially the best forum on the web for strangle wankers.

Not that old chestnut 'i'm confused'.......

 

[1_barry_conlon]

DD, did you ever watch the league of gentlemen? Trust me there is a reason i'm asking this...

Never ever. Never even seen it.

In the 3rd and final series there's a bloke called 'The Daddy' He is the master of the subject but comes to an untimely death....along with several of the other purveyors of his craft. He has a 'suffocate-wank' machine. There's more heads on it than a Hydra! It is funny.

 

[pinkwheeltrim]

I had a go at this once many years ago,in my late teens when I was at a bit of a low ebb!

Now, I consider myself to be a bit of a sexual buccaneer and have done many things to get a cheep thrill in mi nether regions but when I tried this I was so worried that I might go too far that I ended up not going far enough! It wer rubbish!!

The thought of what my mother would have thought of me if I had died still makes me shudder,I was wearing her riding boots at the time too!!!!

I guessed you might come forward on this thread, Wheeltrim. Cheers for the honest account.

Were the riding boots part of the strangle wank or were they a sort of optional extra?

Well the boots were just my little extra thing,I had(and still do)a bit of a fetish for womens boots!
I didn't have any fruit products at all,maybe thats where I went a bit wrong. I used my own brown leather belt and a Morrisons bag I think. I realized after that the bag had little holes in, so I cocked up all round really!

 

[1_barry_conlon]

I guessed you might come forward on this thread, Wheeltrim. Cheers for the honest account.

Were the riding boots part of the strangle wank or were they a sort of optional extra?

Well the boots were just my little extra thing,I had(and still do)a bit of a fetish for womens boots!
I didn't have any fruit products at all,maybe thats where I went a bit wrong. I used my own brown leather belt and a Morrisons bag I think. I realized after that the bag had little holes in, so I cocked up all round really!

Schoolboy error. You should have used an M&S bag...or is it S&M, i always get them mixed up.

 

[Lucky Toma]

I never even knew about this one!

Loads of information in the news report about how/why its done.

No mention of the orange and it's destination in the anus or oesophagus though.

Can noone shed any light for me and m27?

Maybe it's for half-time. Unfortunately, some never even made it to half-time *bows head and makes sign of the cross*

PMSL Brilliant!!! Absolutely brilliant.

 

[sweynforkbeard]

I guessed you might come forward on this thread, Wheeltrim. Cheers for the honest account.

Were the riding boots part of the strangle wank or were they a sort of optional extra?

Well the boots were just my little extra thing,I had(and still do)a bit of a fetish for womens boots!
I didn't have any fruit products at all,maybe thats where I went a bit wrong. I used my own brown leather belt and a Morrisons bag I think. I realized after that the bag had little holes in, so I cocked up all round really!

'Cocked up all round'-conjures up a mind image of a Lancaster bombers rear turret but not a machine gun being fired but an enormous phallus. No wonder the Germans lost.