Other smelly activities that need banning:It's a toss up which stinks most - stale fags or stale ale.
I think I'll drop a line to my MP and see if he can get one of those early day motion thinggies to BAN BEER IN SMOKE GARDENS.
I'm with you on the last three but I'd join a march down Whitehall if Sir Starmer, Angie, Rachel, Pixie Cooper et al tried to put a stop to the first two!Other smelly activities that need banning:
Sex
Farting
Owning a dog
Growing lillies
Fat rendering
The list is endless really. The amazing thing is that there is no legislation; about time we had a decent gov that banned everything.
I'm in Vietnam at the moment. It's quite hard to be too fussy here tbh. Saw rat for sale at the side of the road yesterday and my mate got a video of a bloke killing a snake for dinner. All fresh food though, I guess.Seven average strength pints a week is becoming my limit. I had a few Saturday after watching City and don’t expect to drink again until this weekend.
Watch what you eat too. It will catch up.
To be fair, if farting in a lift made everyone else in the lift smell like fart for the rest of the day like fags do (smell like fags, not fart), I'd be in favour of making that a criminal offence too.Other smelly activities that need banning:
Sex
Farting
Owning a dog
Growing lillies
Fat rendering
Curry houses.
Being French.
The list is endless really. The amazing thing is that there is no legislation; about time we had a decent gov that banned everything offensive to the olfactory nerve.
I'm in Vietnam at the moment. It's quite hard to be too fussy here tbh. Saw rat for sale at the side of the road yesterday and my mate got a video of a bloke killing a snake for dinner. All fresh food though, I guess.
Hate to break it to you mate but you got on the wrong flight and ended up in Liverpool.
To be fair, if farting in a lift made everyone else in the lift smell like fart for the rest of the day like fags do (smell like fags, not fart), I'd be in favour of making that a criminal offence too.
Unless Liverpool has gone upmarket then I’m afraid he hasn’t.
How rough is the Wirral if you lot think people eating rats at the side of the road is upmarket?
It really is grim downstream isn’t it, so sorry mate :(
I don't smoke, but this is clearly just nanny state politics that will damage large sectors of the hospitality industry. Their are things of greater importance that need addressing before nonsense like this.
The spelling police are out I see!Such as teaching correct grammar in schools.
The spelling police are out I see!
I don't smoke, but this is clearly just nanny state politics that will damage large sectors of the hospitality industry. Their are things of greater importance that need addressing before nonsense like this.
I'm pleased for you.Nanny state, fucking lol. Gets me every time.
afuckingmen to thatAs a publican, I agree that we should not be smoking around children. I also think smoking around people who are eating is not great. I am hoping the smoking ban will not be enforced in beer gardens where there is no food served and where children are not allowed in the pub.
Let’s make wet led pubs adult spaces only.
Nanny state, fucking lol. Gets me every time.