Best Alan Partridge Quotes

[Freestyler]

Right, I'll tell you an anecdote, in 1974 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded, I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat beside a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies, buckaroo!

I looked up and saw it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter career. He said, 'You jammy bastard' and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" needless to say, I had the last laugh, NOW FUCK OFF!

Class lol

 

[TFC]

Not a quote per say, but the exchange with the DJ that comes on just after him where he changes the letter 'D' for the letter 'T' and calls him a dosser and a dwad cracks me up every time I think about it :D

Cant find the fooker on youtube though...

:(

 

[ConnorMCFC]

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol4C_eNWdwM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ol4C_eNWdwM</a>

genius

 

[Anonymous]

Not a quote per say, but the exchange with the DJ that comes on just after him where he changes the letter 'D' for the letter 'T' and calls him a dosser and a dwad cracks me up every time I think about it :D

Cant find the fooker on youtube though...

:(

i think a whole series of just them to at the radio station would be a class act.

 

[ninjamonkey]

Not a quote but this has to be seen. The real life Alan Partidge and he isn't putting this stuff on.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIewbogHK0I&feature=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIewbogH ... re=related</a>

Its uncanny!!

 

[TOOTS]

Have you never had beans and sausage in a cup

 

[Glesgablue]

Needle to say lol

 

[buzzer1]

Not a quote but this has to be seen. The real life Alan Partidge and he isn't putting this stuff on.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIewbogHK0I&feature=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIewbogH ... re=related</a>

Its uncanny!!

That is radio rental,how amzing is that. ITS HIM. PMSL

 

[buzzer1]

Someone rings into his phone- in show. "theres someone on the line now,who is a gay",but would like to remain anonymous,"Domingo from Little Oakley,are you there sir"? GEEZER HANGS UP.

 

[Cheltblue]

"dan, dan, dan, DAN, DAN, DAAAN, DAAAAN"

My favourite scene from whole series (plural!!)

Got tears thinking about it now...