Big yellow speed cameras

[Bill Walker]

Simple really, stick to the speed limit.

When I had kids I started doing that very thing (was a bit daft before that, sports cars etc.) still do it and had no tickets in 40 years. Simple, as you say.

 

[Kompany Car]

I've never seen anyone stopped in the hard shoulder checking a map, or having a piss.

Having a piss is nothing, ive seen a lad jump out of a works van when it was in slow traffic on the M42, perch on the armco barrier and have a shit.

 

[m7mcfc]

This.

These so called smart motorways were the worst idea ever. Which government prick sanctioned these?....and the cost.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

These so called smart motorways were the worst idea ever. Which government prick sanctioned these?....and the cost.

They work pretty well, as long as there is a hard shoulder.

 

[crublue1]

When I had kids I started doing that very thing (was a bit daft before that, sports cars etc.) still do it and had no tickets in 40 years. Simple, as you say.

The voice of reason.
Having said that,

Having a piss is nothing, ive seen a lad jump out of a works van when it was in slow traffic on the M42, perch on the armco barrier and have a shit.

Come on, we've all done it..

 

[Franny 1234]

Simple really, stick to the speed limit.

Don't speed
Wear your seatbelt
Leave your phone alone
Tax,mot and insure your car
Nothing to worry about

 

[crublue1]

I kid you not, Riley and Co just opened their show with buzzcocks I hate fast cars

 

[Bill Walker]

Having a piss is nothing, ive seen a lad jump out of a works van when it was in slow traffic on the M42, perch on the armco barrier and have a shit.

I saw a woman have a shit at a bus stop in Mumbai.

 

[crublue1]

Don't speed
Wear your seatbelt
Leave your phone alone
Tax,mot and insure your car
Nothing to worry about

And the cameras would disappear as no money to be made.
Happy days, then we'd all drive like knobs again ;-)

 

[Kompany Car]

I saw a woman have a shit at a bus stop in Mumbai.

Well lets be honest there's not much you dont see in India. Its a crazy place.