Pigeonho said:
SWP's back said:
Doesn't to me.
When I was burgled, 4 blokes in balaclava's broken in through the patio door and came upstairs to ask for the key to the SLK. I shat it. I wish I'd had the chance to stab one. Cunts. I hope it's the same gang, I really do.
That sounds like a horrific experience mate. Same thing happened to my sis-in-law. They had one of those door breakers the cops use when they do a raid, which they used to get through the porch initially, then through the wooden front door. My bro was away at the time on business so it was just her and 2 little dogs in the bedroom, (this was at 3am). They shouted up for the keys to her Golf 4-Motion, which she said they weren't having, (bro not impressed with that, he said she should've just given them to them). After that came the threats of rape, which they would do if the keys weren't handed over. At this point the neighbours are all in the street watching this happen. 3 of the blokes were outside and one was half way up the stairs. The dogs were going mad and she said she would let them loose if the guy didn't leave. Something spooked them in the end and they got away empty handed, but it scarred her for life that ordeal, so much so that they now live down South. Scum of the fucking earth mate.
fuck me that sounds awful.
I simply awoke to 4 of them stood by the bed in bala's, all tooled up. Asked where the keys were (and the spare - the cunts), never felt quite so voulnerable as being starkers with them in my bedroom and bird waking up and scared half to death. I know to choose my battles and the car was insured so I gave it to them but still ended up cost over a couple of grand in excesses, increased premium's, car hire etc.
Suffice to say I now sleep with a cricket bat and hammer by my bed. Police told me that if it ever happened and I killed one in the future to go downstairs, get a kitchen knife and makes his cold dead hand grip the knife and leave it there for the police to arrive. Nice eh.