Chelsea Thread 2013/14

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Once again, amazed at how easily he winds people up

Once again, hopefully for the last time, he doesn't wind us up.
He just bores us with his pathetic immature teenager pastiche and so-called mind games that a first year psychology student could rumble in seconds.
In short, he is a tedious clown in charge of a dull team.
No smoke, no mirrors, no 'special one'.
He has long since passed his sell-by date.
Only deluded Chelsea fans think he is the second coming.
The rest of us think he's a dick.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The rest of us think he's a dick.

Some on here think he's a clever dick.

 

[Castiel]

Once again, amazed at how easily he winds people up

Once again, hopefully for the last time, he doesn't wind us up.
He just bores us with his pathetic immature teenager pastiche and so-called mind games that a first year psychology student could rumble in seconds.
In short, he is a tedious clown in charge of a dull team.
No smoke, no mirrors, no 'special one'.
He has long since passed his sell-by date.
Only deluded Chelsea fans think he is the second coming.
The rest of us think he's a dick.

So why the enormous reaction? There's a disconnect here somewhere. We spend zero time discussing other managers, aside form laughing at Moyes. Here this thread grows 5 pages in a few hours (with some very heated posts) every time Mourinho says something. Carry on.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

The rest of us think he's a dick.

Some on here think he's a clever dick.

They would be half right.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

The rest of us think he's a dick.

Some on here think he's a clever dick.

They would be half right.

Spotted.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Once again, amazed at how easily he winds people up

Once again, hopefully for the last time, he doesn't wind us up.
He just bores us with his pathetic immature teenager pastiche and so-called mind games that a first year psychology student could rumble in seconds.
In short, he is a tedious clown in charge of a dull team.
No smoke, no mirrors, no 'special one'.
He has long since passed his sell-by date.
Only deluded Chelsea fans think he is the second coming.
The rest of us think he's a dick.

So why the enormous reaction? There's a disconnect here somewhere. We spend zero time discussing other managers, aside form laughing at Moyes. Here this thread grows 5 pages in a few hours (with some very heated posts) every time Mourinho says something. Carry on.

That's because Bluemoon is a popular forum, and folk have opinions.
Most of them being opinions that your manager is a bit of a knob.
Every time he says something, he invariably says something daft.
As he is the manager of our biggest rivals for the title, then obviously his ramblings are given more airtime and discussion than those of, say, Pochettino.
Some of us were shooting the breeze over Sherwood and the next spuds gaffer earlier, so Maureen isn't exactly unique in this respect.
But thanks for letting me, as a City fan, carry on on a City website.
It's very kind of you.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Fuck Jomo we're his cup final that's why he's trying to crank it up.
MP said last night "I not speak about what he says" in other words 'fuck him'.
Personally I'm really quite relaxed about this one as we've now given ourselves enough room for a free hit. Let's 'ave it.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Personally I'm really quite relaxed about this one as we've now given ourselves enough room for a free hit. Let's 'ave it.

Well put, Gaylord.

 

[moomba]

Once again, amazed at how easily he winds people up and he's managed to take criticism off our inability to win.

Do you get any points for that?

Anyone can act like a twat and have people talk about how much of a twat they are.

Not sure what point it serves though unless you are trying to be the Samantha Brick of football management. People talk a lot about her as well.

 

[jay_mcfc]

Personally I'm really quite relaxed about this one as we've now given ourselves enough room for a free hit. Let's 'ave it.

Well put, Gaylord.

Exactly. Chelsea drawing last night has taken all of the pressure off us. A draw on Monday isn't a bad result for us now. I just can't wait to see Mourinho play 19th century football against us the gobshite.