Chelsea Thread - 2022/23 | Pochettino confirmed as new manager

[aguero93:20]

What's Pulis up to these days?

Molesting sheep

 

[bluethrunthru]

Paddy Power hijack North Wales village for 'L' of a dig at Chelsea FC

The Irish bookmakers 'twinned' the struggling former Premier League giants with a famous Anglesey village sign

www.dailypost.co.uk

 

[mexico1970]

Paddy Power hijack North Wales village for 'L' of a dig at Chelsea FC

The Irish bookmakers 'twinned' the struggling former Premier League giants with a famous Anglesey village sign

www.dailypost.co.uk

Hahaha

 

[bluethrunthru]

What's Pulis up to these days?

we all know the drill - they get Rodgers and by Xmas they realise it was a mistake. As Easter looms they turn to the messiah

Neil Warnock will consider future short-term jobs after keeping Huddersfield up

Warnock’s long managerial career has spanned more than 1600 games

uk.style.yahoo.com

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Pochettino confirmed. Only a 2 year deal though.

Think it's going to take longer than 2 seasons to sort that mess out

 

[bluemoon32]

Pochettino confirmed. Only a 2 year deal though.

Think it's going to take longer than 2 seasons to sort that mess out

Obviously not too confident with only a two year deal.
Hasn't done much in his career yet, maybe the basket case club will suit him

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Only a two year deal - what a ringing endorsement of confidence.

He’ll be binned off before the end of the season. It is Chelsea, after all.

Pochettino is a wanker anyway, I can’t wait to see him choke on that poisoned chalice.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Obviously not too confident with only a two year deal.
Hasn't done much in his career yet, maybe the basket case club will suit him

I think you’ll find he won the “did alright and was almost good enough to win a cup at some point in the future with Spurs” trophy.

He can get in the same bin as Brendon Rodgers. Just another mid table wannabe whose ego writes cheques his managerial skill can’t cash.

 

[Chak19]

This Chelsea side has to be the worst team in PL history, yeah I know Derby managed 11 points in 2008 but they didn't spend half a billion in 6 months nor did they have the players Chelsea have, absolutely embarassing.

 

[KS55]

Poch’s Diary.

Day 1 Buy a striker.
Day 2 Talk to Lukaku. Oh, ok then…… Buy another striker as cover.
Day 3 Sell 20 players.
Day 4 Ask Boehly what his wife is doing in the dressing room telling the players they are embarrassing.
Day 5 Carry away personal effects in a cardboard box.
Day 6 Collect £2m severance pay.