Cricket Thread

[waspish]

To think they were saying it was a 400 pitch when we were losing all those wickets earlier. Assuming they don't put shit loads on for the last wicket, we can't even muster close to that with both totals added together!

Suppose we could always score 400 in the second innings though ;)

Yep and they say tomorrow the pitch will bat slightly better think if we can get 250+ lead it be very competitive to win the game!

 

[dadnlad]

Well they say wait till both teams have batted at moment looks like our score looks par!

hi bumble

 

[dadnlad]

See the new ball off and make them chase over 300, what a marker for the rest of the series

crawley lol

 

[Ric]

Unbelievable first day's play. Woke up in the middle of the night and saw that we were already four down before lunch so feared the worst, but it's been a remarkable comeback from the bowlers.

 

[KS55]

Test cricket is dead. Haha.
Archer dot ball total amazing. Stokes, how does he do it? Loved watching Smith fending at fresh air!
There is nothing, nothing to beat a test match.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Sone fucking stadium, that.

It’s pretty soulless to be fair.

 

[.db.]

I can’t seem to find any highlights shows on terrestrial tele for this on the planner. Is it solely on TNT?

 

[waspish]

We keep these bowlers fit and stokes we win the series but we know that won’t happen I went for 2-2

 

[.db.]

It’s pretty soulless to be fair.

Aussie crowds that. Aussies always comment on how good English crowds are.

Joey Johns played a few games for Warrington in the rugby league about twenty years ago and said ‘wow the crowd, 15,000 sounded like 50,000’.

 

[KS55]

I can’t seem to find any highlights shows on terrestrial tele for this on the planner. Is it solely on TNT?

Try utube.

 

[rowarta]

I can’t seem to find any highlights shows on terrestrial tele for this on the planner. Is it solely on TNT?

believe BBC has highlights https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/live/crl5jn5d84kt

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Feared the worst when my battery died at 4:20am, but this Matchday thread has cheered me up no end!

 

[SWP's back]

If make a ton here we've got them on the ropes

You weren’t wrong. Unlike those in my next post.

 

[SWP's back]

5-0 was my thought. It’s looking more likely.

Shitshow

New ashes series down under, same old shite.

Jesus Christ this is embarrassing

Never learn

Now we're in the shit

Laughable.

At least there’ll only be two early get ups for this test, not five.

Won’t be doing this again, fucks sake

All they will be concerned with is that we are going at more than 5 an over

Day one and England are already a shambles. It's the hope eh'.

Absolute shite that

Should refund the England fans who travelled over there……

Ha ha are you not entertained

Fun watch for the criminals……

People were saying that this might have been our best chance of winning a test, with Cummins not playing. What odds we'll be over 100 behind on first innings? It's going to be a long winter.

Just woke up. 172?! FFS.

Yep. I don't care how much of a minefield that any given pitch is, 172 is a poor test score. You'd expect one of your top order to get a ton, then two or three more to chip in with 40+ scores, and the rest of the team to contribute 50 or 60 runs. 250, minimum should be what you're looking at.

Well I hope you all learnt your lesson. Never judge a first innings score until you’ve seen the second innings. Like a match day thread in here ffs.

 

[SWP's back]

Brilliant bowling by Starc, fucking bazball, load of shite

Same goes to you.

 

[SWP's back]

To think they were saying it was a 400 pitch when we were losing all those wickets earlier. Assuming they don't put shit loads on for the last wicket, we can't even muster close to that with both totals added together!

Suppose we could always score 400 in the second innings though ;)

Tomorrow will be the best day to bat and hopefully we may still be batting in the afternoon session.

 

[willipp]

Well I hope you all learnt your lesson. Never judge a first innings score until you’ve seen the second innings. Like a match day thread in here ffs.

Clever dick.

 

[SWP's back]

Clever dick.

Wise old owl*

 

[johnny crossan]

think we're ahead by a neck

 

[ancoats]

Well I hope you all learnt your lesson. Never judge a first innings score until you’ve seen the second innings. Like a match day thread in here ffs.

I never bite ? hahaha
learn my lesson long ago and now I just wait and see

The one thing I will say from the first day in the 1st test is England can still lose this test, so let's keep our feet on the ground and keep doing the hard work and let's hope our batsmen have learnt how to bat on this wicket