Cristiano Ronaldo

[Rhapsody in Blue]

I’m so proud that I started this thread, might be a classic. I even did a clarkie naming it CR7 when I posted it. The first pages are hilarious :D

 

[fodenilson]

RM have made an improved bid for Mbappe

What's the chances PSG steal him from under our noses

It's always possible. Anything's possible. I mean, if you said to everyone on here a month ago that the Kane deal would fail and we'd go for Ronaldo, would anyone believe you?

Only good thing is that the noises coming out indicate that it's to City that he wants to join, and that PSG's not interested.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

RM have made an improved bid for Mbappe

What's the chances PSG steal him from under our noses

If PSG accept the bid from Real, then there is a possibility that that scenario could play out.

Hence we need to get this done quick now, if it is to happen

 

[not my fault!]

Would it be possible for City to wrap this up before 7.30 tonight? I'm out for dinner with five rags at La Bohemme and it would make the evening go splendidly!

I’m just round the corner.. if it happens after you sit down I’ll run in screaming he’s signed

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

"Viva Ronaldo...Viva Ronaldo,
running down the wing,
hear the City sing,
Viva Ronaldo"

and repeat....

Going to boil some piss this one

Nope........

 

[Scottyboi]

Scores the winner in the derby at OT and takes his top off 2/1.

 

[warringtonblue]

Does this mean we now need to start saying he is the best of all time and Messi isn't?

yeah because Pep makes everyone better (apart from a certain fullback)

 

[Brad mcfc]

ah I fucking love this

Haha

 

[cityman14364]

This thread will break 1k posts by tomorrow

By tonight would be my guess

 

[mcfc_ms]

He hasn’t played for the rags since 2009 and was nowhere near the player he ended up becoming for Madrid. He’s a Real Madrid legend, not a rag legend no matter how many rags say he is.

100% this guy scores us lots of goals, and he will piss off loads of sad rags too

I can’t see any downsides